Fall is the best season for falling in love because the hot girls go into hibernation for the winter and your options include falling for the six you’ve been banging consistently during the summer or your hand, and a six is better than five fingers.
You forgot that girls go from wearing sundresses to ugz and leggings or just seem to disappear altogether here in the great northwest. The single winter struggle is coming.
Nope, if the real world were like Bumble, your 3 heroines would say “hey” or use a meme and hope that the guys start asking them questions to drive the conversation. Three study abroad experiences later the guys will get the number, wait a week or so, setup a date, then the ladies will decide an hour before to let the guy know they are “busy.”
“I want a man to be so dependent on me, he will stay with me no matter how fat I get. I want an unspoken agreement with the provision that for as long as I stay wealthy, he must stay attractive.”
You better stop writing for PGP and get some cash.
Had two different roommates off craigslist, gone pretty well both times. Key is living in a place that forces them to go through a background check to get on the lease. Gone better than rooming with friends because you don’t get so sick of them if you have separate groups.
This was a convincing column till you mentioned raging at Outback Steakhouse as potentially unbelievable and a positive. Is your Lieutenant boyfriend named Gil by any chance?
The main difference: high school you escape after 4 year to a play land called college, the office is forever, although given the high rate of STDs in retirement homes maybe retirement is more like college than I thought.
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Fall is the best season for falling in love because the hot girls go into hibernation for the winter and your options include falling for the six you’ve been banging consistently during the summer or your hand, and a six is better than five fingers.
Difference between creepy and not creepy:
1) Hit on a girl, handsome = not creepy
2) Hit on a girl, not handsome = creepy
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/sexual-harassment/2751966
Don’t ignore the smell and go down, that’s how you get “pink eye.”
You forgot that girls go from wearing sundresses to ugz and leggings or just seem to disappear altogether here in the great northwest. The single winter struggle is coming.
1) Sausage Party was hilarious
2) Shut up at the movies
3) I think Johhny D is a fake account because no one can be this much an oblivious jerk
Nope, if the real world were like Bumble, your 3 heroines would say “hey” or use a meme and hope that the guys start asking them questions to drive the conversation. Three study abroad experiences later the guys will get the number, wait a week or so, setup a date, then the ladies will decide an hour before to let the guy know they are “busy.”
“I want a man to be so dependent on me, he will stay with me no matter how fat I get. I want an unspoken agreement with the provision that for as long as I stay wealthy, he must stay attractive.”
You better stop writing for PGP and get some cash.
Had two different roommates off craigslist, gone pretty well both times. Key is living in a place that forces them to go through a background check to get on the lease. Gone better than rooming with friends because you don’t get so sick of them if you have separate groups.
A miscast Adam Sandler at #4? I bet you think Russell Wilson is elite too.
glad i’m not the only one, flights = human zombie time.
Make the stewardesses hot again and i’ll put up with the rest of the BS.
There is always a reason for a grown man to watch Pixar movies, and its legal here in Oregon.
Well that was emotional, good work. Side note: a 130 lb German shepherd? I think that qualifies as a dire wolf.
This was a convincing column till you mentioned raging at Outback Steakhouse as potentially unbelievable and a positive. Is your Lieutenant boyfriend named Gil by any chance?
So much hate, I like these articles.
Nailed this list. Your 90’s era skater persona is on point.
Drinking in moderation is for the weak. #blackoutorbust
The main difference: high school you escape after 4 year to a play land called college, the office is forever, although given the high rate of STDs in retirement homes maybe retirement is more like college than I thought.
Yes, am I missing something here? iTunes sucks.
Thanks