“Hit me up on LinkedIn.” PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

My father-in-law just endorsed me for Microsoft Excel on LinkedIn. PGP.

Too lazy to take out my contacts every night. Too poor to afford Lasik. PGP.

My credit score went down a point. PGP.

I hate staying out until closing time. PGP.

High school friends asking me to prepare their tax returns only to find out how much higher their salaries are than mine. PGP.

Having to use paper towels and napkins instead of Kleenex. PGP

Strategically planning out my sick days. PGPM