That’s why you gotta wait until after they’ve brought the check to comment on their poor service. No chance of having a dick rubbed on your eggs benny.
I work in a small office (12-14 people) and we keep the fridge stocked with beer and wine. We have an in-office happy hour once a month but it’s not uncommon to grab a beer once markets close down for the day.
My only exception to this is when we played “Chug the Dixieland” in college. Which is just code for “who can drink this mason jar full of liquor the fastest.” Straw is the only way past the ice.
Here’s what ya do, based on a similar situation I found myself in last year. At your next salary review, which in my case was about 7 months, tell your boss, “I’ve taken on a lot of responsibility recently and proven yadda yadda yadda. Based on that I believe a x% raise would be representative of the value I have provided since being in the new position.” Got me a 27% bump in my base.
This is gonna get buried, but it just occurred to me that Girl likely missed her pill last week, and has a solid chance of getting pregnant by her “weekend boyfriend” in San Fran… Calling it now, at 9:03 PM EST, 5/2/2017.
Got to the office at 7:30 this morning, an hour before anyone else will show up, and realized I forgot my keys at home. Security won’t let me in without talking to boss, who’s in Europe for three weeks. PGP.
I put a French Press on the wedding registry for this purpose. Pro tip – get a burr grinder and grind the beans by hand rather than using an electric one.
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The key is to have other people order the Uber when you’re obnoxiously drunk. That’s how I’ve maintained my 4.97.
That’s why you gotta wait until after they’ve brought the check to comment on their poor service. No chance of having a dick rubbed on your eggs benny.
We actually have one about a five minute walk from my office, but the Keurig in the break room is so much more convenient.
Username checks out – Most of us would be satisfied with just having a Starbucks in our office building.
I work in a small office (12-14 people) and we keep the fridge stocked with beer and wine. We have an in-office happy hour once a month but it’s not uncommon to grab a beer once markets close down for the day.
Duda what ever happened to those kids who were getting murdered in their cabin in the woods? When are we gonna get part two of that one?
My only exception to this is when we played “Chug the Dixieland” in college. Which is just code for “who can drink this mason jar full of liquor the fastest.” Straw is the only way past the ice.
I’ve never claimed to be a role model, but you make a good point.
Here’s what ya do, based on a similar situation I found myself in last year. At your next salary review, which in my case was about 7 months, tell your boss, “I’ve taken on a lot of responsibility recently and proven yadda yadda yadda. Based on that I believe a x% raise would be representative of the value I have provided since being in the new position.” Got me a 27% bump in my base.
Well now I feel like an asshole for owning five pairs of pants.
At least you have excess PTO though, amirite?
Another cold take on Goldendoodles. Come on man.
Get yourself some desk booze before next week.
This is gonna get buried, but it just occurred to me that Girl likely missed her pill last week, and has a solid chance of getting pregnant by her “weekend boyfriend” in San Fran… Calling it now, at 9:03 PM EST, 5/2/2017.
I’d like to start a petition for this guy to take over this weekly column.
Keep up the good work man.
So much wasted potential.
And not a condom in sight.
Got to the office at 7:30 this morning, an hour before anyone else will show up, and realized I forgot my keys at home. Security won’t let me in without talking to boss, who’s in Europe for three weeks. PGP.
I put a French Press on the wedding registry for this purpose. Pro tip – get a burr grinder and grind the beans by hand rather than using an electric one.