At an away game in college and I was taping my socks when I turned to my direct left to see straight into an older gentleman’s brownie gun. I could basically see his colon. Never really recovered from that one
Girlfriend decided to pick up shifts all weekend because I was supposed to be gone but plans changed so tonight (and all weekend) I’ll probably swing by the new brewery that just opened and toss back a couple wobbly pops. Depending on how I feel in the morning I might take the pup for a hike to do some much needed bonding with my furry companion. Gotta make sure he likes me more. Cheers folks
Alright let’s just give a swift kick to the pedal on the left please. This chick is just gonna whip out a pistol and let one off into the floor like it’s the wild west or some shit??
Idk about chel, you get into a game of One’s as a grinder and you’re against an enforcer who literally only goes around checking, that’s enough to put my fist through the wall
I have a Google Pixel and that same feature is in my text messages. Haven’t used it once and probably never will, especially since it gave me the options of “That sounds fun!” and “Yes, I’d love to!” when I was asked to go for a run.
I kept telling myself I’d be able to move on from my old car until I envisioned it being auctioned off to someone who would use it in a demolition derby… So I kept it.
You’re on display the whole time you’re with them. You won’t ever be able to truly be yourself because anything you say/do is reported back to her. Referencing back to the captain…it is indeed, a trap.
Got a new grill so I’ll probably break that bad girl in with some steaks. Apparently tomorrow my girlfriend agreed to going to an escape room with my parents so there goes binge drinking. If the weather holds off I’ll get a round of 18 in hopefully. For best content I’d have to go with Getting back in the game this week. Cheers.
You’re an absolute lunatic if you think I’m not big dick swingin’ when I roll up with a lunchable. That kind of power move puts me at the caboose all day long. I’m talking fake the untied shoe sprint down the hallway to catch up energy
The convenience of shaking with their right hand is so visible I might vomit. And not to point it out even more but what kind of outlets are those anyway? THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK
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At an away game in college and I was taping my socks when I turned to my direct left to see straight into an older gentleman’s brownie gun. I could basically see his colon. Never really recovered from that one
I have a Ninja Coffee Maker and I have never had any problems with it. It is a bit pricey though.
Girlfriend decided to pick up shifts all weekend because I was supposed to be gone but plans changed so tonight (and all weekend) I’ll probably swing by the new brewery that just opened and toss back a couple wobbly pops. Depending on how I feel in the morning I might take the pup for a hike to do some much needed bonding with my furry companion. Gotta make sure he likes me more. Cheers folks
Alright let’s just give a swift kick to the pedal on the left please. This chick is just gonna whip out a pistol and let one off into the floor like it’s the wild west or some shit??
How about just a plain ole tortilla chip? Bland, yet the versatility is unmatched.
Idk about chel, you get into a game of One’s as a grinder and you’re against an enforcer who literally only goes around checking, that’s enough to put my fist through the wall
‘Closer to being called “dad” than “daddy.”‘ If that’s not the scariest thing I’ve ever heard..
I concur. Need some more Arcadia on here.
I have a Google Pixel and that same feature is in my text messages. Haven’t used it once and probably never will, especially since it gave me the options of “That sounds fun!” and “Yes, I’d love to!” when I was asked to go for a run.
*rips open bag of popcorn* GUYS! GET IN HERE! THE GUY WITH THE ’89 LE SABRE IS GIVING MORE ADVICE AND THE INTERNET DOES NOT APPROVE
Dad?
I kept telling myself I’d be able to move on from my old car until I envisioned it being auctioned off to someone who would use it in a demolition derby… So I kept it.
Water. Give up the others and you’re messing with the balances of life. A stimulant with your depressant for the perfect degenerate equilibrium.
You’re on display the whole time you’re with them. You won’t ever be able to truly be yourself because anything you say/do is reported back to her. Referencing back to the captain…it is indeed, a trap.
Got a new grill so I’ll probably break that bad girl in with some steaks. Apparently tomorrow my girlfriend agreed to going to an escape room with my parents so there goes binge drinking. If the weather holds off I’ll get a round of 18 in hopefully. For best content I’d have to go with Getting back in the game this week. Cheers.
Ending all confusion, this truly is what I meant when I dramatically laced my shoes and muttered “Make me like Mike”
You’re an absolute lunatic if you think I’m not big dick swingin’ when I roll up with a lunchable. That kind of power move puts me at the caboose all day long. I’m talking fake the untied shoe sprint down the hallway to catch up energy
…Yeah…I totally agree….*takes off “World’s Greatest Chef” hat and matching apron*
The convenience of shaking with their right hand is so visible I might vomit. And not to point it out even more but what kind of outlets are those anyway? THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK
Why am I so uncomfortable with the left handed shake in the photo?