My boss handed me his iPad with a sticky note on it that read: “Broken.” Turns out he didn’t charge it. PGP.

The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

Hoping my bank account balance is an April Fool’s joke. PGP

Turning down.