My brother is getting his girlfriend a roomba because she has expressed how jealous she is of him and his roommates. There is your exception to the rule. I told him he better gets something small and sentimental as well though.
Saw her while watching the game. Instantly announced her as a genius and future meme star to anyone in earshot. I’m thinking she gets a tampon sponsorship out of this.
My dad was notorious for that. The best was when he didn’t put the new pressure washer back in the shed. He went down to the shed the next day and it wasn’t there. He tore in the house yelling “someone stole my brand new pressure washer!!!!”. It was located shortly after. Who would steal that?
Cleaned out the junk drawer this past weekend. Tamed the cords, threw out the pepper packets/ year old soy sauce packets. 12 lighters and match books from The Lodge now in a ziplock. Felt great.
I knew the ring and the month (June) he would be proposing. I hate surprises. Thankfully we had discussions starting back in December because in February he was wanting to move up the timeline and I flat out told him I was not in a position to plan a wedding at that time. Now we are both extremely happy we waited until June.
My mom is very wishy washy about when she wants to pull her “we are a christian family” card and was very against my fiance and I moving in together. Out of respect for her I did let her know that I did not renew my lease and would be moving in with my fiance. She appreciated my honesty and hasn’t brought it up since. Turns out a lot of her feelings were coming from when she was in a similar situation starting out with my dad.
I am glad I told her because planning a wedding is a task in it of itself. Keeping a secret is not something I would want weighing on my mind right now.
My old apartment had the weirdest musty old Chicago building/ plastic-like smell to it. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I moved into a brand new building and was hanging up my clothes. VERY embarrassed.
When they say they did wash their hands ask them what color the soap was. If they say white tell them it was pink or vice versa. People get so embarrassed.
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My brother is getting his girlfriend a roomba because she has expressed how jealous she is of him and his roommates. There is your exception to the rule. I told him he better gets something small and sentimental as well though.
Saw her while watching the game. Instantly announced her as a genius and future meme star to anyone in earshot. I’m thinking she gets a tampon sponsorship out of this.
between that and your mitten clips you are good to go!
My dad was notorious for that. The best was when he didn’t put the new pressure washer back in the shed. He went down to the shed the next day and it wasn’t there. He tore in the house yelling “someone stole my brand new pressure washer!!!!”. It was located shortly after. Who would steal that?
Can’t argue with you there.
Cleaned out the junk drawer this past weekend. Tamed the cords, threw out the pepper packets/ year old soy sauce packets. 12 lighters and match books from The Lodge now in a ziplock. Felt great.
I knew the ring and the month (June) he would be proposing. I hate surprises. Thankfully we had discussions starting back in December because in February he was wanting to move up the timeline and I flat out told him I was not in a position to plan a wedding at that time. Now we are both extremely happy we waited until June.
My mom is very wishy washy about when she wants to pull her “we are a christian family” card and was very against my fiance and I moving in together. Out of respect for her I did let her know that I did not renew my lease and would be moving in with my fiance. She appreciated my honesty and hasn’t brought it up since. Turns out a lot of her feelings were coming from when she was in a similar situation starting out with my dad.
I am glad I told her because planning a wedding is a task in it of itself. Keeping a secret is not something I would want weighing on my mind right now.
My old apartment had the weirdest musty old Chicago building/ plastic-like smell to it. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I moved into a brand new building and was hanging up my clothes. VERY embarrassed.
Also found that adorably naive!
When they say they did wash their hands ask them what color the soap was. If they say white tell them it was pink or vice versa. People get so embarrassed.
You can also find people on Facebook this way.
I was such a brat and “forgot” my lunch a lot so I could get happy meals. God bless my mom’s assistant.
I thought you were supposed to live with the retainer for ever? This has been a shocking Wednesday!
16 dinner plates, salad plates, bowls, mugs. It is good to buy extras for when you are entertaining or if things break.
I’m big on adding things that look like he was involved. Yeti coolers, drill set, cast iron pizza pan etc.
The only woman who knew how to use ours retired last year. No one has touched it since she left.
People that ask that question are just waiting for their turn to tell you what premeditated answer they have come up with.
I have definitely done this! Then I dropped one while hungover… all good things must come to an end. Can’t trust myself.
Try Henry’s Hard Sparkling if you are in that bind again. Passion Fruit flavor is pretty good!