People who write open letters are often the same ones who write show off blogs and post them on Facebook operating under the false impressions that 1) they are actually good writers and 2) people actually give a shit about their opinions.
1) Wishing ill will against any dog (even one of the little yappy Napoleon complex pocket dogs) puts you on the shit list.
2) As much as I can’t stand the Protagonist, I am holding out a sliver of hope that maybe she’ll start speaking like a normal adult, get a real job and stop being the overindulgent narcissist that she is.
Wow, never realized I could have so much animosity towards a fictional character until I read this back. It’s a little frightening.
New to the series but there is something about picturing these conversations that really strike a nerve with me. It’s equal parts hilarious and infuriating. Never thought I could have such a visceral reaction to a column like this. It’s probably because I know people like this all too well. Keep up the great work.
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Great stuff as usual. I hate that people like this exist. Oh well, happy birthday deBreeze.
People who write open letters are often the same ones who write show off blogs and post them on Facebook operating under the false impressions that 1) they are actually good writers and 2) people actually give a shit about their opinions.
Alex “The Human Trapezoid” has quite the Napolean complex.
Jordan calling himself a former pro quarterback is the equivalent of me saying I’m an investment banker because I got an interview once.
Helping my girlfriend move this weekend. Can’t fucking wait.
It doesn’t matter that what Chad said after getting thrown under the bus was spot on, no one can come back from that horrendous “dude shake” analogy.
1) Wishing ill will against any dog (even one of the little yappy Napoleon complex pocket dogs) puts you on the shit list.
2) As much as I can’t stand the Protagonist, I am holding out a sliver of hope that maybe she’ll start speaking like a normal adult, get a real job and stop being the overindulgent narcissist that she is.
Wow, never realized I could have so much animosity towards a fictional character until I read this back. It’s a little frightening.
I heard the “luxury” real estate market is pretty hot in Tulsa. Chad must be killing it.
Many a diarrhea episodes began with the taco Lunchables.
Someone sharted really loud in the stall next to me as I simultaneously read “Yeah, let’s do it.” Cannot be a good omen.
Don’t be a pawn in their cruel games John!
New to the series but there is something about picturing these conversations that really strike a nerve with me. It’s equal parts hilarious and infuriating. Never thought I could have such a visceral reaction to a column like this. It’s probably because I know people like this all too well. Keep up the great work.
Would like to throw in “Perfect Show” and the Catchphrases one with Kenny Mayne
I would like to know how that USA van ended up on his lot.