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For some reason I pictured Gary as Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel
Alex, John. Good, one-syllable names. Pretty similar, wouldn’t you say?
You forgot about the guy that cuts out the entire sides of his shirt to show off his ugly tattoos. Fuck that guy
Damn this slapped me right in the feels
On a Friday? I’ll see you in court
Really putting Duda on blast. Much respect
My friend tells baristas his name is Dick. He’s unemployed.
That vastly improved my dump
This is #2 in meatloaf lore. Right behind Chazz Reinhold’s “Ma the meatloaf! Fuck!”
This was as depressing as it was well written.
Poetry in motion
Did she also love you long time?
Being known as a generally smart person. PGP.
Grandex ruins everything.
But was she a dragon in the sack?
Damn this is brutal
Could this be the end of The Chase? Feels kinda fucked up that we’re deriving enjoyment out of John’s now not-so-carefree life.
Duda with the scalding hot Monday morning takes
I know this was from 8 months ago, but if my future girlfriend or daughter (please no) ever speaks or types the phrase “ermahgerd” I’m gonna lose my shit.
Hardly is an overstatement