Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

Sure working at Initech was soul-crushing, and Lumbergh was a douche, but at least they got Hawaiian shirt Fridays. PGP.

Praying your check goes in at midnight to cover your “Thirsty Thursday” bar tab. PGP.

Daydreaming about which on the job injury you could sue the most for. PGP.

Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.

Using extra hand sanitizer to mask the smell of last night’s happy hour.