I still say “Kobe!” when I throw trash into the bin. PGP.

Missing a belt loop and not knowing until your boss points it out at the end of the day. PGP.

Searching for the sweet spot between too much and too little caffeine. PGP.

The muscle car that got me laid in college now makes me look unprofessional. PGP.

People acting like your legitimate sales job is part of a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Unsolicited career advice from those who are unqualified to give it. PGP.

I’ve started playing racquetball, and I really enjoy it. PGP.

Forgetting that you actually have to leave a message when a client doesn’t pick up. PGP.

Wrapping your coins and taking them to the bank. PGP.

Your one successful friend who keeps asking if you want to go on expensive trips. PGP.