Tell your boss ahead of time your flying somewhere for the weekend and the only/best/cheapest flight leaves at 5 so you need to leave early to catch it.
Look up flights to different places if you want to make it look real.
I would do exactly what they asked of me and get a raise. 7 perpendicular red lines in transparent and green ink, one in the form of a kitten. Don’t argue. Pretend everything is fine all the time and you will get promoted.
1. You don’t like sex.
2. You don’t care if your partner cheats on you.
3. You don’t actually like being in a relationship, but you also don’t like the stigma of being single. Now you can still brag to all your friends about your perfect romance because you guys don’t spend enough time together for anything to go wrong.
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Saw the picture and thought this article might take a different turn.
Use it ad hoc
Tell your boss ahead of time your flying somewhere for the weekend and the only/best/cheapest flight leaves at 5 so you need to leave early to catch it.
Look up flights to different places if you want to make it look real.
I would do exactly what they asked of me and get a raise. 7 perpendicular red lines in transparent and green ink, one in the form of a kitten. Don’t argue. Pretend everything is fine all the time and you will get promoted.
I really thought he was going to be attacked by dogs.
Unfiltered Belgian Ales are delicious.
Stranger than Fiction sucked.
Don’t tell me you like Big Bang Theory Brian.
Not only can exes not be friends, guys and attractive girls can’t be friends.
Don’t say whorediot. We hate that.
You are by far the best writer on this site.
Doooooooon’t Caaaaaaare
Then give up your girlfriend for lent.
I find the title of this post, as well as your use of the word generically, ungrammatically improper.
I’d rather go out and drink, eat, and wear nice clothes for 3 months than book some crappy trip to Italy for a week.
So what you’re saying is… constantly drink during the Superbowl. Thanks, I think thats what we’re all planning to do.
You didn’t misread it, she miswrote it.
1. You don’t like sex.
2. You don’t care if your partner cheats on you.
3. You don’t actually like being in a relationship, but you also don’t like the stigma of being single. Now you can still brag to all your friends about your perfect romance because you guys don’t spend enough time together for anything to go wrong.
So my Irish coffees on the way to work are bound to get me promoted?