Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.

My ex is stalking me on Linkedin.

Every morning, my coworker tells me how good/bad she slept the night before.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.