John Blutarsky is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Post Grad Problems, and on an unrelated note, a huge fan of buffets. While by no means an athletic man, he was the four-square champion of his elementary school in 1997. When not writing poorly organized columns or cracking stupid, inappropriate jokes on Twitter, Bluto pretends to be well-read, tries to figure out how helicopters work, and actually has a real job.
And I had to replace it. Felt I should elaborate. It sucked. Not sure what was wrong with it, but it plain stopped working. Wasn’t a new model either, so I figured I’d get a new one. Really working out nice.
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Ha. Never heard that one before.
And I had to replace it. Felt I should elaborate. It sucked. Not sure what was wrong with it, but it plain stopped working. Wasn’t a new model either, so I figured I’d get a new one. Really working out nice.
The place came with one.
You two would both pass out on his desk? No wonder his wife left him.
Classic Dozer.
Thanks, I really appreciate it. I’m still in, and unless I seriously fuck up, I should be fine.