joeharmon7

Shane Falco

Member Since 09/15/2013

  • joeharmon7 6 years ago on The Only Way To Eat Chicken Wings As Told By A Chicken Wing Purist

    You didn’t use the word “Buffalo” once which made me happy and hoped that you would have a good idea what you are talking about. Since you don’t order a deep dish or cheese steak with the city name how did the 716 get tag teamed on to the meat eh?

    H/T to the chicken nugget/boneless topic, those are not wings.

    But you can take a lap on the blue cheese side because wings come with blue cheese and it is not a discussion among purists or my town. As far as the Ranch debate? Take that trash sauce back down to the south where the mouth breathing heathens live.

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  • joeharmon7 10 years ago on How Did You Lose Your Virginity?

    Age: 17

    Location: A promiscuous sophomores house, across the street from school

    It was Fall, a Friday and the middle of football season. We had a half-day Friday and the perks of being the starting quarterback were paying off. She said come home with me, we did, I was clueless and this 16 year old had to show me what to do. After, in the locker room, my teammates doubted my success and claimed my natural high was all staged.. Played the best game of my life that night with 5 touchdowns, they believed me then.

    Thankfully I blew out my knee a week later a choose to not peak in high school and left that shit hole town and that promiscuous girl behind.

    Rating: 5/10

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