My boss told me that every time I come in her office, she assumes something is wrong. PGP.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Getting sick just in time for the weekend. PGP

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.