“We’re sorry, but AT&T U-Verse is not available in your area.” PGP.

Having to fake laugh at a chain email an older coworker includes you on. PGP.

Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

Calling your parents and admitting, “I DIDN’T LISTEN!” PGP.

Having more food in your cubicle than you have in your own kitchen. PGP.

Stealing toilet paper from the hotel you stayed at on your last business trip. PGP.