How is 25 the age for a quarter life crisis? There is absolutely no way most of us are making it to 100. Did we confuse quarter life with quarter century?
Lately I’ve been drinking a lot of craft brews (Got some great ones here in Minny if anyone ever gets the opportunity to visit our beautiful state), but dammit, there is still nothing quite as comforting as a good old Busch Latte after a day of work.
“Whatever happened to ‘Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?’ ‘Yes. Thank you.’ That’s as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country.”- Ron Swanson
Great article, probably one of the best things I’ve read on the internet in quite some time. This reminds me of something I read about Chris Farley. Alec Baldwin said, “Chris’s problem was that everywhere he went, people thought he was Falstaff. Chris was going to be the jolly fat man who would hoist a beer with you and snort a line with you. Everywhere he went someone was shoving a mug in his hand.” That pertains more to the chemical addiction that many comedians have developed, but it also highlights just what you are saying. It is tough for that “funny guy” to go out and not be on. He can’t just sit down at a bar and have a normal conversation with someone. Once someone has that reputation, they feel like they always have to be “on.” Thats too much pressure for anyone.
I thought being a teacher would give me free summers to hang out at the golf course and the lake. I still hang out at the golf course, but instead I mow the fairways.
#3 is spot on. I had a buddy who was with a girl for like 6 months and got pissed when I referred to her as his girlfriend. Are you going to go out with or hit on anyone else? No? Then she’s your girlfriend. Stop being afraid of labels.
The bar we all went to in college had “Runaround Sue” on the jukebox, I shudder to think how many dollars I pumped into that thing. The fact that I repeatedly danced around the bar spilling drinks reenacting that montage probably explains the lack of women I went home with in college.
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How is 25 the age for a quarter life crisis? There is absolutely no way most of us are making it to 100. Did we confuse quarter life with quarter century?
Former college (D3, I realize that’s not that impressive) O-Lineman here. I’ve never been able to find shirts that fit.
No you don’t. Most of us still had work. Professional development and workshops and shit.
Not having Uber sucks, but I live in a town without taxis. Rural PGP
Snape kills Dumbledore.
So basically everyone who works out is a douche, just in a slightly different way?
I know your pain, I’m lucky if I get anyone to even show up, let alone a match.
The difference between clever and creepy is how attractive the guy is.
Had to Google it. Hinge is a dating app similar to Tinder, except it only shows you profiles of people who you have mutual friends with.
At some point in college my buddies started referring to all light beers as lattes. Bud Latte, Coors Latte, etc.
Lately I’ve been drinking a lot of craft brews (Got some great ones here in Minny if anyone ever gets the opportunity to visit our beautiful state), but dammit, there is still nothing quite as comforting as a good old Busch Latte after a day of work.
You’re right, nobody should work in a coal mine, thus completing eliminating the largest source of electric power in the U.S. Brilliant.
“Whatever happened to ‘Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?’ ‘Yes. Thank you.’ That’s as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country.”- Ron Swanson
My dad didn’t teach me many things, but one thing he taught me was this: Never trust a grown man with a pony tail.
Great article, probably one of the best things I’ve read on the internet in quite some time. This reminds me of something I read about Chris Farley. Alec Baldwin said, “Chris’s problem was that everywhere he went, people thought he was Falstaff. Chris was going to be the jolly fat man who would hoist a beer with you and snort a line with you. Everywhere he went someone was shoving a mug in his hand.” That pertains more to the chemical addiction that many comedians have developed, but it also highlights just what you are saying. It is tough for that “funny guy” to go out and not be on. He can’t just sit down at a bar and have a normal conversation with someone. Once someone has that reputation, they feel like they always have to be “on.” Thats too much pressure for anyone.
I thought being a teacher would give me free summers to hang out at the golf course and the lake. I still hang out at the golf course, but instead I mow the fairways.
Can you believe that some people believe every single word from Genesis? I don’t even think Phil Collins is a good singer.
#3 is spot on. I had a buddy who was with a girl for like 6 months and got pissed when I referred to her as his girlfriend. Are you going to go out with or hit on anyone else? No? Then she’s your girlfriend. Stop being afraid of labels.
The bar we all went to in college had “Runaround Sue” on the jukebox, I shudder to think how many dollars I pumped into that thing. The fact that I repeatedly danced around the bar spilling drinks reenacting that montage probably explains the lack of women I went home with in college.
Want to have a good article? Reference professional wrestling. Want to have a great article? Reference professional wrestling twice. Great article.