“… her hands suddenly grasp the phone so tightly, Todd’s phone case pops. She opens his iMessage and spots and unfamiliar name, then the she sees it. Send nudes Claire.”
Gotta play the phone game at bars and restaurants. Everyone puts their phones in the middle, in a pile, screen down. Whoever checks their phone buys the next round.
And Sloppy Joe’s.
Does Venmo guy have a couple $K in the account or is he paying $3 for every transaction?
The Dan Band could really set the mood at their wedding.
When you said “will there be sand at the beach?” I thought you were referring to blow. Kinda disappointed.
Blackout mooning seems pretty innocent and hilarious.
“… her hands suddenly grasp the phone so tightly, Todd’s phone case pops. She opens his iMessage and spots and unfamiliar name, then the she sees it. Send nudes Claire.”
I bet Will loves Rosie though.
I’m at the , “fuck it, I don’t even care” stage.
This guy might want to use the man outfitters promo for Omaha Steaks.
Debits… Credits…. PGP.
I can only imagine what you gotta do to get Barnyard as a nickname.
Hey Pal, it’s Friday and he’s talking about wings. Quick trying to fucking label shit.
A lot of great pro soccer players from Texas Will. Would love to listen to an interview.
Gotta play the phone game at bars and restaurants. Everyone puts their phones in the middle, in a pile, screen down. Whoever checks their phone buys the next round.
It’s alright Todd.
Vizsla, male, Gunner.
The puppy stork stopped at the house last night. Can’t wait to get home and play in the yard.
Holy fuck girl is real.
Not if you win.
They want all of the cockles.