Can relate on the dog front. In the 2 months I’ve had her, she’s went through 3 beds (ripped them all to shreds), has dug up our carpet and has chewed through various wires. She also prefers eating dirt and rocks to food, and would rather chew on socks and water bottles instead of you know her chew toys and bones. Can’t relate with work though…I’d probably take a decrease in pay to avoid the deathly commute to Manhattan.
Preach, Will. I live for Thanksgiving. Greatest day of the year. But Thanksgiving-Eve does suck, unless you’re doing Friendsgiving or generally just avoiding the bar.
Ya you’re right, shelter dogs will do much better living in a shelter for a few years (unless they’re in a kill shelter, then a few days). Probably should leave them there rather than adopt, since its legit torture to be crated for 8 hours. Disagree my man.
Girl that managed to hit up Boardy Barn AND go to fire island, AND make the last ferry out is an absolute legend. Flabbergasted. Perplexed. That last Ferry is tough to make when you arrive on the Island sober, let alone after Boardy Barn. A girl having a threesome is a dime a dozen, but the moves made to get to that point is nothing short of legendary. Your Father should actually be proud.
Not all post-grads are created equal. For example, my body has only been on this planet for 26 years, but it’s been through roughly 40 years of drinking and stress. Using the postgrad-age index (made up by me), my adjusted age is about 29 years. Like you, I will not drink heavy on a Wednesday (mostly).
I’m a psychopath, it’s honestly one of my favorite shows to fall asleep to. Nothing like some life altering thoughts before sleep. It leads to some weird dreams if I’m being honest.
You write some intriguing columns- I like it. You’re looking for a part-time boyfriend, I assume he’s looking for a part-time babysitter, part-time girlfriend to bump uglies. Sounds ideal, really.
I mean, yea, the way you describe it sounds peachy. But imagine being asked on Saturday what your significant other was doing this weekend, and responding not sure, haven’t talked to them in a few days. Routinely. Seems like two different lives to me.
My DC is from a credit union. I’ve had fraudulent charges twice since opening an account there. One was for almost nothing, and the other was 2 withdrawals of the ATM maximum. They wiped out my checking account 2 days prior to going on vacation. Within 24 hours, I had all the money credited to my account (while they investigated), and had a new card overnighted on their dime. Shoutout to credit unions.
Worst person is the guy who always seems to have beer in his glass, except when a round is being bought. Then his glass is empty and he’s ready for another. This is also the guy who manages to avoid buying rounds for people. Don’t be this guy.
Running it @ 60 for the 7 hours I sleep. Otherwise it’s on energy saver 68. This is also just the bedroom unit (have had the same one for 6 years). I’ll take your statement under advisement.
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Can relate on the dog front. In the 2 months I’ve had her, she’s went through 3 beds (ripped them all to shreds), has dug up our carpet and has chewed through various wires. She also prefers eating dirt and rocks to food, and would rather chew on socks and water bottles instead of you know her chew toys and bones. Can’t relate with work though…I’d probably take a decrease in pay to avoid the deathly commute to Manhattan.
Preach, Will. I live for Thanksgiving. Greatest day of the year. But Thanksgiving-Eve does suck, unless you’re doing Friendsgiving or generally just avoiding the bar.
Ya you’re right, shelter dogs will do much better living in a shelter for a few years (unless they’re in a kill shelter, then a few days). Probably should leave them there rather than adopt, since its legit torture to be crated for 8 hours. Disagree my man.
Girl that managed to hit up Boardy Barn AND go to fire island, AND make the last ferry out is an absolute legend. Flabbergasted. Perplexed. That last Ferry is tough to make when you arrive on the Island sober, let alone after Boardy Barn. A girl having a threesome is a dime a dozen, but the moves made to get to that point is nothing short of legendary. Your Father should actually be proud.
Not all post-grads are created equal. For example, my body has only been on this planet for 26 years, but it’s been through roughly 40 years of drinking and stress. Using the postgrad-age index (made up by me), my adjusted age is about 29 years. Like you, I will not drink heavy on a Wednesday (mostly).
I’m a psychopath, it’s honestly one of my favorite shows to fall asleep to. Nothing like some life altering thoughts before sleep. It leads to some weird dreams if I’m being honest.
Lol wut. The dog belongs in my bed more than I belong in my bed.
You write some intriguing columns- I like it. You’re looking for a part-time boyfriend, I assume he’s looking for a part-time babysitter, part-time girlfriend to bump uglies. Sounds ideal, really.
100% agree on the early flight. I’ll take the 6:05am out of JFK, please and thank you.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but I like Parks more than The Office. There, I said it.
Also, Seinfeld needs to be on this list.
Manhattan to JFK is taking you two hours? Why not take the shuttle from Jamaica…seems like it should take an hour max.
Just live in South Harlem aka upper (upper) east side. Affordable, young, just a hike to go literally anywhere else.
I mean, yea, the way you describe it sounds peachy. But imagine being asked on Saturday what your significant other was doing this weekend, and responding not sure, haven’t talked to them in a few days. Routinely. Seems like two different lives to me.
Ignorance is bliss.
My DC is from a credit union. I’ve had fraudulent charges twice since opening an account there. One was for almost nothing, and the other was 2 withdrawals of the ATM maximum. They wiped out my checking account 2 days prior to going on vacation. Within 24 hours, I had all the money credited to my account (while they investigated), and had a new card overnighted on their dime. Shoutout to credit unions.
It was clearly your fault. Did you apologize to your wife?
Worst person is the guy who always seems to have beer in his glass, except when a round is being bought. Then his glass is empty and he’s ready for another. This is also the guy who manages to avoid buying rounds for people. Don’t be this guy.
“The Efficacy of Antifa”. Yea, no chill by this guy.
This guy gets it. I’d let you manage a project or two.
Running it @ 60 for the 7 hours I sleep. Otherwise it’s on energy saver 68. This is also just the bedroom unit (have had the same one for 6 years). I’ll take your statement under advisement.