Right but my point was that was a terrible decision. Maybe I played it safe. Maybe I tried to make out with her at the bar. Idk I have no memory. Now I just don’t know what the next move is
Yeah, this is true. But I’m afraid that if I do make a real direct move and she doesn’t feel that way….I worry it might ruin our friendship, and I really do want her as a friend
DC, maybe you’re right. But I think the major uptick in communication between us, initiated by me, after she broke up with the comedian, was a sure fire sign that I was interested, no?
No, you’re hundo P right. I’m just afraid if I really lay the cars on the table, I may lose her as a friend. Which, in the long run, I would hate. Nice Greek mythology reference. Maybe this whole friend zone thing I’ve been flying too close to the sun…just call me dickarus
Also, AuburnNotGinger, you think I don’t know this? You think I’m not ACUTELY aware of what an idiot I am? It’s like I’m Costanza for Christ sake. But why do we fall, Bruce?
@Hickey @Jenna — I didn’t understand what you were asking off when you asked me to do this, and I didn’t want to seem like an idiot asking for clarification, but seeing everyone else’s now it’s become MUCH more clear
Dude you must not like Seinfeld, either. If you honestly can read this blog and not only not crack a smile, but take Hickey as the word of God, you’ve eschewed all common sense and have revoked your commenter privileges for the next week. PGP, for the most part, is a humor and satire website. If you can’t “relate” you must have a poor sense of humor. Rant over
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Right but my point was that was a terrible decision. Maybe I played it safe. Maybe I tried to make out with her at the bar. Idk I have no memory. Now I just don’t know what the next move is
Yes. But even Bill went for it on 4th & 2
Yeah, this is true. But I’m afraid that if I do make a real direct move and she doesn’t feel that way….I worry it might ruin our friendship, and I really do want her as a friend
DC, maybe you’re right. But I think the major uptick in communication between us, initiated by me, after she broke up with the comedian, was a sure fire sign that I was interested, no?
No, you’re hundo P right. I’m just afraid if I really lay the cars on the table, I may lose her as a friend. Which, in the long run, I would hate. Nice Greek mythology reference. Maybe this whole friend zone thing I’ve been flying too close to the sun…just call me dickarus
The Phoebe Buffay reference, for those that think Friends is, as the French say, les incompetents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpqMH8Gp4ng
Also, AuburnNotGinger, you think I don’t know this? You think I’m not ACUTELY aware of what an idiot I am? It’s like I’m Costanza for Christ sake. But why do we fall, Bruce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PosBEPAVH_M
Lyla is great but she’s a lunatic. I’m trying to bang Lyla’s friends
I ended up not eating for the rest of the week and dropped 9 pounds. I think I had a virus or something. Legit wasn’t hungry for 5 straight days
Asking for*** I’m drunk and there’s no edit button but FYI that’s coming in Q4 #prayersanswered
@Hickey @Jenna — I didn’t understand what you were asking off when you asked me to do this, and I didn’t want to seem like an idiot asking for clarification, but seeing everyone else’s now it’s become MUCH more clear
Dude you must not like Seinfeld, either. If you honestly can read this blog and not only not crack a smile, but take Hickey as the word of God, you’ve eschewed all common sense and have revoked your commenter privileges for the next week. PGP, for the most part, is a humor and satire website. If you can’t “relate” you must have a poor sense of humor. Rant over
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I’m a white Jew from an affluent Boston suburb who exclusively buys organic foods from Trader Joe’s. Pretty fucking white
For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots