Every single one of my coworkers who regularly works more than 55 hours a week is divorced, their kids hate them, and work is all they have. My director put it perfectly on my 3rd day “Put in a hard 40 then bounce, motherfucker.”
When the air dries up, there is only one thing that can soothe a basic’s lips: Carmex brand lip balm! As expensive as it is ineffective, nothing screams “I just can’t even” quite like Carmex.
Calling someone during their vacation for any non-catastrophic event is incredibly inappropriate. It sounds like your coworkers don’t know boundaries more than anything else. I’ve always hated the work/life balance mantra recruiters/HR talk about, but at some point, people need to realize a job is a job, not your life.
The amount of married coworkers at my site who fuck eachother, or at the very least have emotional affairs (work husband/wife), makes me want to puke. I don’t get a hard-on for HR rules, but there are certain professional boundaries you shouldn’t let your dick/vag drive you through.
Eh, being attracted to one sex and not the other throws a huge wrench in the equality dynamic of friendships people foster. I don’t think he’s saying he doesn’t respect women for anything other than their sexual value, but that’s a huge variable in play when people decide to associate with each other.
GUYS ARE ONLY TRULY PLATONIC FRIENDS WITH THEIR FRIEND’S GIRLFRIENDS. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP OUT OF THIS REALM. The faster everyone realizes this, the better.
Long-suffering rams fan who can hardly remember his team’s last winning season. They pour salt in our wounds by showing promise and (perhaps) winning 10+ games this year before breaking our hearts and moving to LA. Fuck Stan Kroenke. I’m jumping on the titans mariota band wagon
Travelling overseas can be fun, but it is outrageously overrated. I think this is because people who travel religiously don’t do it because it’s great, but because they let the travelling define who they are. I can do a google image tour of most places from the comfort of my couch.
I’m no supporter of kendra, but if she wrote this article, people would tear her apart for it. Leaving your job like this is just stupid, even if you hate it.
You’ll go through life like this, and then complain that your retirement wasn’t set-up for you and demand that government cover your expenses so you can retire. Just kidding, you aren’t a baby boomer. Fuck you, baby boomers.
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If I could do it all over, I’d be a pretty white girl with a rich dad.
Every single one of my coworkers who regularly works more than 55 hours a week is divorced, their kids hate them, and work is all they have. My director put it perfectly on my 3rd day “Put in a hard 40 then bounce, motherfucker.”
When the air dries up, there is only one thing that can soothe a basic’s lips: Carmex brand lip balm! As expensive as it is ineffective, nothing screams “I just can’t even” quite like Carmex.
Calling someone during their vacation for any non-catastrophic event is incredibly inappropriate. It sounds like your coworkers don’t know boundaries more than anything else. I’ve always hated the work/life balance mantra recruiters/HR talk about, but at some point, people need to realize a job is a job, not your life.
The amount of married coworkers at my site who fuck eachother, or at the very least have emotional affairs (work husband/wife), makes me want to puke. I don’t get a hard-on for HR rules, but there are certain professional boundaries you shouldn’t let your dick/vag drive you through.
Just stop eating processed foods and sugar (outside fruit). And double your veggie intake. The pounds will melt off.
I will now vacate my previous arguments in your favor. Can’t tell if troll or serious.
Eh, being attracted to one sex and not the other throws a huge wrench in the equality dynamic of friendships people foster. I don’t think he’s saying he doesn’t respect women for anything other than their sexual value, but that’s a huge variable in play when people decide to associate with each other.
GUYS ARE ONLY TRULY PLATONIC FRIENDS WITH THEIR FRIEND’S GIRLFRIENDS. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP OUT OF THIS REALM. The faster everyone realizes this, the better.
Long-suffering rams fan who can hardly remember his team’s last winning season. They pour salt in our wounds by showing promise and (perhaps) winning 10+ games this year before breaking our hearts and moving to LA. Fuck Stan Kroenke. I’m jumping on the titans mariota band wagon
You are Stew, just admit it
“I just need to figure out who I am, Todd… By fucking a ton of other guys.”
Travelling overseas can be fun, but it is outrageously overrated. I think this is because people who travel religiously don’t do it because it’s great, but because they let the travelling define who they are. I can do a google image tour of most places from the comfort of my couch.
Good luck to the significant others dragged to this hell-on-earth. Stay strong, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Dorn, where is your hair going?
Wait… what?
I mean, your words, dude.
I’m no supporter of kendra, but if she wrote this article, people would tear her apart for it. Leaving your job like this is just stupid, even if you hate it.
But PostGradDad, I needed to ‘find myself.’ It was an emotional journey, okay?
You’ll go through life like this, and then complain that your retirement wasn’t set-up for you and demand that government cover your expenses so you can retire. Just kidding, you aren’t a baby boomer. Fuck you, baby boomers.