If your ears are anything like mine (i.e., they are capable of allowing you to hear) then I suggest you heed the following advice:
Listen to the podcast at 1/2 speed. Sure it’ll take forever and you’ll have to listen to Will talk about that time he saw his dog for even longer, but at least Will’s voice will also sound lower, reducing the nigh unbearable shrillness that it normally has.
Accidentally read the first paragraph of this in Will’s voice and had to stop before I went insane from the gnawing shrillness of his vocal chords rattling around in my brain. Anyone want to fill me in on what happened?
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First you peasants.
How on earth are you gonna post an article about the contestants and not post their pictures. Trash move.
If your ears are anything like mine (i.e., they are capable of allowing you to hear) then I suggest you heed the following advice:
Listen to the podcast at 1/2 speed. Sure it’ll take forever and you’ll have to listen to Will talk about that time he saw his dog for even longer, but at least Will’s voice will also sound lower, reducing the nigh unbearable shrillness that it normally has.
Too long didn’t read
Accidentally read the first paragraph of this in Will’s voice and had to stop before I went insane from the gnawing shrillness of his vocal chords rattling around in my brain. Anyone want to fill me in on what happened?
Wow, you know that quote? Incredible!
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The sound of Will’s voice when he said “trickle down” at 30:35 made me want to cut off my own ears.
This take is almost as garbage as your helmet and hair and peacocking trash fits.
Will’s voice was in typical ear-bleed-inducing form
There’s a button for that
Thank goodness this didn’t have jeans listed. The thought of Will in jeans is downright horrifying.
Also, it’s “all of A sudden.” Not “all of THE sudden.”
Made the pledges run a half marathon last night. It’s not that hard.
Big Will needs to be funnier. He is #NotFrat.
Can you please move the story along, Will?
Your outfits are certifiably #theworst