Maybe this is the Midwest in me speaking..but I’m just having trouble picturing a redneck clan living in a townhouse. Around here they typically have 5 acres strewn with vehicle carcasses and broken toilets.
Single for 2 years, seemed to hit of off with a girl from Bumble of all places. Thought to myself, damn, that was easy. Should have been trying this this whole time. Found out after 2 weeks she was bat shit insane and that I had been way happier single anyway. We usually want what we don’t have, even if what we already have is the better of the two. Keep on keepin’ on.
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Powerful avi. Instant credibility boost to the article. I respect it
I thought Patrick Bateman lives in NY?
You were right the first time bro
I’m pretty sure it’s just that hot girls do barre. Not created by doing barre.
TIL Cherub stole the “Just another love TKO” line from them for “Freaky Me, Freaky You.”
Domo Genesis is a rapper, Will! Trick question.
I got out of my way to get sent on those trips. Especially the Thursday or Friday ones.
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“You changed, man..”
Well done. Well done.
I hate to do this but….the phrase goes “Money is no object”
At least tell me she sent a follow-up text of some kind… An explanation…an apology…something…
Ghosting is a hell of a way to behave after that kind of performance
…..Who…what…are you…..?
Just when I was starting to feel like
Maybe this is the Midwest in me speaking..but I’m just having trouble picturing a redneck clan living in a townhouse. Around here they typically have 5 acres strewn with vehicle carcasses and broken toilets.
It’s definitely another chick
Holy shit. That made my hands clammy
That being said….I’m gonna need a Chase article tomorrow. Need my fix
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Single for 2 years, seemed to hit of off with a girl from Bumble of all places. Thought to myself, damn, that was easy. Should have been trying this this whole time. Found out after 2 weeks she was bat shit insane and that I had been way happier single anyway. We usually want what we don’t have, even if what we already have is the better of the two. Keep on keepin’ on.
I’ve had a $50 gift card laying around for months and can’t be bothered to visit the store to use it.