Exactly, I want my girl to act like a girl, no need to prove how tough you are. I dated a weightlifting girl way back in high school for a brief period. That was a huge mistake.
Rule #1 doesn’t apply often. I’ve been with way too many girls that have told me they hate compliments, and when I try to compliment them they actually tell me to “shut up” or to “stop it,” and not in a playful way either.
You’ve obviously never been to a soccer game in person. Baseball is by far more boring. I’ve seen plenty of baseball games where it takes more than 9 innings for someone to get a run and end the game 1-0. So the same “0-0 soccer rule” applies for baseball as well.
Other than that solid column.
Took down a 40+ divorcee when I was 21 and visiting home for Christmas in St. Louis (Rob Fox, this was the one time I went out drinking in STL, and damn…). She kept telling me about her kids who were 18 years old and her sad life. I pissed in her dresser all over her clothes when I was blacked out in the middle of the night, then she gave me a ride home in the morning and never saw her again. Not my proudest moment, but got a lot of high fives when I went back to school.
Point is, nights with divorcees lead to great stories.
Gil Humplestead, is that you?
Now that is just a smart, practical idea.
“Not now Lumbergh, I’m busy.”
Good Lord, you have some serious issues.
Took my limited vacation time to go to Tomorrowworld. It was amazing.
The last guy ditching the girl to save himself
…It was harder back in our day.
The day after Thanksgiving AND it’s your birthday???? Is your boss Kim Jong Un by any chance?
Exactly, I want my girl to act like a girl, no need to prove how tough you are. I dated a weightlifting girl way back in high school for a brief period. That was a huge mistake.
Rule #1 doesn’t apply often. I’ve been with way too many girls that have told me they hate compliments, and when I try to compliment them they actually tell me to “shut up” or to “stop it,” and not in a playful way either.
This was hilarious. One of your best columns by far!
He forgot his sandwich at the man’s house and then expects to be paid back for it? What an asshole.
“Not to mention the fact that the Midwest has only two seasons: winter and road construction.”
This line got me. Well done
That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything, ever!
Well that was depressing.
Same here. Three years of intramural sports just didn’t cut it.
“Tom Smykowski, he’s useless.”
“Gone!”
That should never happen. Fantasy Football is a break from the office and all “office” rules about being “pc” should go out the window.
You’ve obviously never been to a soccer game in person. Baseball is by far more boring. I’ve seen plenty of baseball games where it takes more than 9 innings for someone to get a run and end the game 1-0. So the same “0-0 soccer rule” applies for baseball as well.
Other than that solid column.
Took down a 40+ divorcee when I was 21 and visiting home for Christmas in St. Louis (Rob Fox, this was the one time I went out drinking in STL, and damn…). She kept telling me about her kids who were 18 years old and her sad life. I pissed in her dresser all over her clothes when I was blacked out in the middle of the night, then she gave me a ride home in the morning and never saw her again. Not my proudest moment, but got a lot of high fives when I went back to school.
Point is, nights with divorcees lead to great stories.