Staying up late watching a marathon on HGTV and paying for it the next morning. PGP.

Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Realizing that it’s probably time to start taking a daily multivitamin. PGP.

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.

Only filling up the gas tank halfway in the hope that prices will fall two cents overnight. PGP.

Someone clogged my favorite toilet in the office on Monday. It still hasn’t been fixed. PGP.

The passive aggressive “Oh, look who finally decided to show up!” jokes from coworkers after you get back from vacation. PGP.

Caffeine in the morning, sleeping pills at night. PGP.