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I Dont Wanna Be Here 8 years ago on Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me "Old Man." I'm one month older than her. PGP. Nice humble brag. 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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I Dont Wanna Be Here 8 years ago on When your bridesmaid dress is loose 4 days before the wedding. PGP. What will come first: a pic on the PGP photo stream or a wall post on the TFM wall? 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Jeff Garcia pulled it off, so can he.
Turns water to wine. But did you turn that wine into beer?
But did he have a good time?
Canada sucks.
Let us know what your new job is once you leave.
They ask me what I do and who I do it for…
This site is a fucking prison!
It’s essentially a deity in and around Philly.
I guess grandex is atheist
Well, shit. I thought this joke would land.
How dare you take pride in being white. I’m honestly offended by this comment.
Update: TFM caved first.
Nice humble brag.
You’ve been throwing shade in the comments section all day and I love it.
NEEEERRRRRRRDDDD
Those goddamn Ophiuchus’ ruining everything.
When are we gonna get pt. 2 of that thud and crash story he did a couple months ago?
What will come first: a pic on the PGP photo stream or a wall post on the TFM wall?
And neither are in the supermarket or convenience store like every other state.
What show?