My cute couple friends are being Confetty Wap (dressing like Fetty Wap and carrying/throwing confetti) and a Trap Queen (mousetraps and crown). They’re freaking adorable, and I hate them.
God, I just got home from happy hour at 11:30, and I fucking needed to read this. Somehow restores my faith in dudes and ends my messed up relationship at the same time.
This is too real. I took half a day off yesterday for a doctor’s appt. I worked during 3 of those 4 hours of sick time because my boss likes to “forget” that I’m out of the office.
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I literally gave you a roadmap to sex, and you’re still having trouble getting there.
Yes, perfect timing to prey on my emotions. Just buy me a couple drinks, tell me I’m pretty, and try not to fuck it up.
I felt dirty just watching this yesterday.
I genuinely teared up getting to the end of this. Congrats and good work!
Serious question for the group. How long has it got to be before you consider it a dry spell?
I don’t think I’m disabled, but I’m currently on IR.
My cute couple friends are being Confetty Wap (dressing like Fetty Wap and carrying/throwing confetti) and a Trap Queen (mousetraps and crown). They’re freaking adorable, and I hate them.
The real disappointment will be if we don’t get a Chronicles of Todd tomorrow. Perfect Friday gift.
God, I just got home from happy hour at 11:30, and I fucking needed to read this. Somehow restores my faith in dudes and ends my messed up relationship at the same time.
I talk to people at the dog park, but it’s so true that I always remember the other dogs but not their owners.
I love you both.
Some states don’t serve booze until noon. If you schedule a brunch before 11:45, you’re a psycho.
This was me Saturday night, and then I just started drinking too much to try to wake up. It’s a lose-lose.
Yes, because you could also suggest the Panthers whose kicker can’t make a PAT to save his life.
Definitely deFries. He’ll let us eat candy for breakfast and stay out the latest.
The scary thing is that this could probably happen to any of us at any time. The Internet has no respect for private citizen vs. public figure.
No state income tax in Tennessee.
I’ll be your wingman, Mr. Rogers.
This is too real. I took half a day off yesterday for a doctor’s appt. I worked during 3 of those 4 hours of sick time because my boss likes to “forget” that I’m out of the office.
I tend to agree with this. I prefer to go to the guy’s place because it’s much easier for me to leave than try to kick someone out.