Tonight, I’m going to drink a few to many Truly’s and do a night swim with the crew. Tomorrow I’ll be shopping for Halloween costumes for my cats, participating in the Orange Theory Dri-Tri, and watching Alabama kick some A&M tail…. and Sunday I plan on sleeping as late as possible and heading to the beach for the afternoon!
You should find out what temperature someone likes to keep the house at. It’s started more fights in my house than anything as serious as money or children.
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Tonight, I’m going to drink a few to many Truly’s and do a night swim with the crew. Tomorrow I’ll be shopping for Halloween costumes for my cats, participating in the Orange Theory Dri-Tri, and watching Alabama kick some A&M tail…. and Sunday I plan on sleeping as late as possible and heading to the beach for the afternoon!
Enjoy your last weekend of the summer folks!
Hard pass on the coffee… Next!
I’m just excited to drink more red wine and less vodka soda… Hooray, sweater season!
I provide employment verifications by fax pretty frequently… but luckily, I can just scan the document and “fax” it through email.
I’m here for this! Ducks fly together….
Meanwhile in Charleston, it’s 90 degrees.
… No pullovers until Thanksgiving.
He makes me cringe… there isn’t enough white claw in the world to make me watch this seaon
I’m married and have plenty of room in my fridge… Still grab a smoothie for lunch and grab dinner on the way home most days. No shame.
*my Sauconys. Definitely not trying to wear your shoes.
This happened to me last week… I had to wear your Saucony’s with a pencil skirt…
It will NEVER happen again.
Ts & Ps
I came here to say this… I need answers!
I def paid $10 for a basic salad last night… ugh. Also, Ts&Ps for your future cold.
I also do not feel sorry for you…
On a completely related note, is your company hiring?
We only attended one wedding this year…
and I’m not the LEAST bit salty about it. Perks of keeping the squad small.
10/10 don’t recommend the PWW… I need a nap by lunchtime after my 6:15 OTF class on Fridays.
You should find out what temperature someone likes to keep the house at. It’s started more fights in my house than anything as serious as money or children.
Pub crawl on Saturday night followed by Mario Kart brunch on Sunday….
T&Ps needed for my liver.
I’ll own that.
Wait… No more PostGrad Single Dad? Noooooo.
Too legit. But luckily most people are too busy waiting to tell you about their exciting life to listen