It's not alcoholism if you have a job.
Probably the whitest guy you'll meet who speaks Spanish.
Will in all likelihoodend end up livng in Colombia, not necessarily for the reason you think.
A: Yes. Management is already aware of her situation, and you have no new information to offer it—you don’t say that her dogs are behaving badly or that she’s started hoarding animals. Your complaint would be nothing more than “I don’t like the arrangement that you, management, have already approved,” which is just too damn bad. She hasn’t “gotten around” anything; she asked for an official exemption and received it. Dogs don’t always die on schedule; surely you understand that this woman could hardly have promised her landlord that her elderly dog was guaranteed to die in the next year. If you truly believe that your neighbor has somehow “gamed the system” to get an extra dog by losing her parents in a freak accident, you may have just set a new record for the unkindest, least reasonable Dear Prudence letter of all time. Mind your own business, attempt to cultivate joy in your own heart, and leave your neighbor alone.
I have no idea how Sausage Party got good reviews. I’m a Seth Rogen fan, but based on expectations, it was quite possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
Save your money and go see Finding Dory or something.
While the Silver Bullet is my go-to at home, as otherwise I would be a huge fat-ass (see username), I would never look at someone the same way if they bought a light beer at the airport.
If you haven’t booked things yet, I would prioritize Cusco over Lima if you’re set in staying in those two countries. There’s nothing really special about Lima, and Cusco has a lot more culture to it.
Though if you want to make a party of it stop in Montanita for a weekend. It’s where young people from Guayaquil (most populous city in Ecuador) go for weekends and the city is basically one big bar. Also, there are a couple cool things to see in and around Quito if you want any tips.
I spent three weeks in Ecuador and three months in Peru, though most of those three months were spent working/getting drunk at a hostel in the northern beach town of Mancora.
For whatever reason HR went through my desk and thought she found cocaine (which would have been a risky thing to bring up considering I’ve actually seen her do cocaine). It was protein powder.
I guess I’m one of the few who love running into people. Maybe they’ve changed? Maybe I’ve changed? Maybe the interaction ends in a knife fight? The possibilities are endless.
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I’m an alcoholic asshole. Can I blame my parents for that?
Sorry to ruin your story Will, but she’s not a weather girl – it’s her job to be mean to guests.
She is the absolute worst.
Not if you’re protecting your guests from a similarly-weilding knife-owner in a city where the idea of “law and order” doesn’t exist.
How the guy sinking the putt became a stock photo icon is beyond me; he always looks like he’s taking an aggressively painful poop.
Will, you should’ve shown… Prudence’s (?) / Mallory Ortberg’s response. Completely devastating:
A: Yes. Management is already aware of her situation, and you have no new information to offer it—you don’t say that her dogs are behaving badly or that she’s started hoarding animals. Your complaint would be nothing more than “I don’t like the arrangement that you, management, have already approved,” which is just too damn bad. She hasn’t “gotten around” anything; she asked for an official exemption and received it. Dogs don’t always die on schedule; surely you understand that this woman could hardly have promised her landlord that her elderly dog was guaranteed to die in the next year. If you truly believe that your neighbor has somehow “gamed the system” to get an extra dog by losing her parents in a freak accident, you may have just set a new record for the unkindest, least reasonable Dear Prudence letter of all time. Mind your own business, attempt to cultivate joy in your own heart, and leave your neighbor alone.
$20 is $20.
I have no idea how Sausage Party got good reviews. I’m a Seth Rogen fan, but based on expectations, it was quite possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
Save your money and go see Finding Dory or something.
While the Silver Bullet is my go-to at home, as otherwise I would be a huge fat-ass (see username), I would never look at someone the same way if they bought a light beer at the airport.
Install a VPN.
If you haven’t booked things yet, I would prioritize Cusco over Lima if you’re set in staying in those two countries. There’s nothing really special about Lima, and Cusco has a lot more culture to it.
Though if you want to make a party of it stop in Montanita for a weekend. It’s where young people from Guayaquil (most populous city in Ecuador) go for weekends and the city is basically one big bar. Also, there are a couple cool things to see in and around Quito if you want any tips.
I spent three weeks in Ecuador and three months in Peru, though most of those three months were spent working/getting drunk at a hostel in the northern beach town of Mancora.
Haven’t watched, but I could imagine it just being every clip featuring Jimmy Fallon… I hate him so much.
Google “special tour San Agustin”
It’s a real thing, and the family could not be nicer (or so I’ve heard).
For whatever reason HR went through my desk and thought she found cocaine (which would have been a risky thing to bring up considering I’ve actually seen her do cocaine). It was protein powder.
I guess I’m one of the few who love running into people. Maybe they’ve changed? Maybe I’ve changed? Maybe the interaction ends in a knife fight? The possibilities are endless.
Because guns are the most important thing in this election cycle…
If I remember correctly, he left with one of the writers for TSM. No explanation was ever given.
I suggest cocaine – makes meeting people a lot easier.
Eh, it shows that people care if say someone you know got killed. Not the worst thing in the world.
Miami is my favorite city, but Palm Beach is disgusting. I vote no.