At the Grammys rappers really only compete in rap specific categories since the other major catagories are pop/radio play centric, so shouldn’t the real story here be 4:44 not standing up when put against DAMN?
First dates are just negotiations for the prospect of future sex and emotional attachment, and I start every deal I intend to close with an overly firm, sweaty handshake.
No one crashes at my place. I pay too much rent to wake up to another man sprawled out snoring on my couch in his boxers. Take that shit down to the Best Western, homie.
I quit drinking around Christmas too. Good alcohol is costly, and I go to bed by 9:00 every night anyway. Oh, and I was a raging alcoholic accustomed to behaviour my new firm would find less than acceptable, that too.
Just landed my first salaried position out of grad school, and I’m accepting girlfriend applications. Must be female, real thick, wear cardigans often and refrain from fucking my buddy Tom two months in.
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I’ll come over and read them to you like a nursing home volunteer if you let me keep my shoes on and vape in the house.
At the Grammys rappers really only compete in rap specific categories since the other major catagories are pop/radio play centric, so shouldn’t the real story here be 4:44 not standing up when put against DAMN?
First dates are just negotiations for the prospect of future sex and emotional attachment, and I start every deal I intend to close with an overly firm, sweaty handshake.
I’m getting a real “registered sex offender who cries during orgasm” vibe from this guy.
*Male friend. Fuck, that had potential.
Hey it’s me, your female friend.
If I were your high school ex’s mom who knew you since you were 14 I’d take you out for lunch too.
No one crashes at my place. I pay too much rent to wake up to another man sprawled out snoring on my couch in his boxers. Take that shit down to the Best Western, homie.
Hey Micah, do you still have those mousepads? I could use six.
This is like Fifty Shades of Grey without the anal. I’m kind of into it.
I quit drinking around Christmas too. Good alcohol is costly, and I go to bed by 9:00 every night anyway. Oh, and I was a raging alcoholic accustomed to behaviour my new firm would find less than acceptable, that too.
Just landed my first salaried position out of grad school, and I’m accepting girlfriend applications. Must be female, real thick, wear cardigans often and refrain from fucking my buddy Tom two months in.
Sup Micah?