AM radio traffic updates. PGP.

Co workers sending out 8 year old internet memes in emails. PGP.

If I had a dollar for every time I threw up on myself in the morning on my way to work, I’d probably have enough to cover happy hour this evening.

I teared up watching Parent Trap on Nick at Nite last night. PGP.

I actually would like to lose 10 pounds. PGP.

I’m a little too hyped up about the new headlights I bought for my car. PGP.