My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

Acromyms.PGP.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Identifying with Christopher from The Sopranos. PGP

Fell asleep before my team could make its draft pick. PGP

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP