The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

“Have you seen that new Starbucks drink?” PGP.

Hitting snooze one more time knowing it’s going to make you late. PGP.

I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.

7:30 a.m. on a Monday and someone has already destroyed the bathroom. PGP.

I set up an appointment for 8 a.m. on a Saturday because that was “more convenient.” PGP.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

Two days at TPC. Two weeks hungover. PGP.

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.

Coworkers that hum. PGP.