Only when it comes to speeding, and out of state plates. State cops love to sit at the border and tag out of staters. As far as local PD goes, they’re usually good for a ride home if it’s super cold and you shouldn’t drive.
Go slow and keep left? We understand that perfectly. 55 in a 65 in the F-350 with a drop hitch and a road brew graveyard in the bed. Speed up so the beer cans fly out (62mph for 12oz cans, 67 for 16oz cans, 77 for tall boys) or hit the brakes, either option is amusing to us.
How easy would it be for someone to pretend to be Jewish on Jswipe until the presence of a certain element of male anatomy would betray said someone? Asking for a friend.
Hehe, when we got a couple roundabouts instead of traffic lights in my home town of 2k rednecks and 7k college kids they quickly got the nickname of drunk traps. That said, when Wisconsin drivers are sober (which you are correct is generally never) we’re good. Also, we only drive slow because it really pisses people from MN and IL off. Iowans are cool with not being in a hurry and we generally like them.
I think what we were all dying to know but was left unanswered is: in all your craigslist job hunting did you ever 1) start an interview off on a couch and 2) stay but not get the job?
I get you man, I had a joint 21st / TayTay is now legal party. Granted, people mostly came for the free booze over either my 21st and TayTay, but I blasted T.Swift songs with zero discretion.
Her new “music” sucks terribly though, and while I still might blast it driving through town, it’s mostly for amusement not enjoyment. Except for 22, that one is catchy as hell.
Just write a shitty but edgy vampire or rich man bondage novel and market it to women to improve your chances. They’ve been conditioned to love trash literature by 17 and cosmo.
I’m just hoping you were well compensated for your time. Surprisingly that makes it a little better, because I respect hookers more than idiotic 18 year old, I guess.
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He seems to have been wiped off the face of the pgp planet.
#1 perk is getting drunk while mowing lawn.
Cigars, guns, fishing, wine, scotch… It’s not that hard.
You spelled “columns” wrong in the title.
Only when it comes to speeding, and out of state plates. State cops love to sit at the border and tag out of staters. As far as local PD goes, they’re usually good for a ride home if it’s super cold and you shouldn’t drive.
Could easily be a halvsie raised Jewish.
I’ll list your options:
1) Leave.
2) Don’t tailgate.
3) Move to Madison.
Go slow and keep left? We understand that perfectly. 55 in a 65 in the F-350 with a drop hitch and a road brew graveyard in the bed. Speed up so the beer cans fly out (62mph for 12oz cans, 67 for 16oz cans, 77 for tall boys) or hit the brakes, either option is amusing to us.
How easy would it be for someone to pretend to be Jewish on Jswipe until the presence of a certain element of male anatomy would betray said someone? Asking for a friend.
Hehe, when we got a couple roundabouts instead of traffic lights in my home town of 2k rednecks and 7k college kids they quickly got the nickname of drunk traps. That said, when Wisconsin drivers are sober (which you are correct is generally never) we’re good. Also, we only drive slow because it really pisses people from MN and IL off. Iowans are cool with not being in a hurry and we generally like them.
All I’ve gotten is liquor.
I think what we were all dying to know but was left unanswered is: in all your craigslist job hunting did you ever 1) start an interview off on a couch and 2) stay but not get the job?
I get you man, I had a joint 21st / TayTay is now legal party. Granted, people mostly came for the free booze over either my 21st and TayTay, but I blasted T.Swift songs with zero discretion.
Her new “music” sucks terribly though, and while I still might blast it driving through town, it’s mostly for amusement not enjoyment. Except for 22, that one is catchy as hell.
Just write a shitty but edgy vampire or rich man bondage novel and market it to women to improve your chances. They’ve been conditioned to love trash literature by 17 and cosmo.
Having a beer or two before work can really improve your day.
I’m just hoping you were well compensated for your time. Surprisingly that makes it a little better, because I respect hookers more than idiotic 18 year old, I guess.
McGannon, look what you’ve brought out of the woodwork with this article. Your actions have consequences.
Holy fuck. I retract my previous statement. This is really actually fucked beyond comprehension.
That’s fucking weird man.