They don’t sell Yuengling here, but a Natty Pack or the screw top Bud Light/Bud Heavies in the larger foam koozies for stabeerity. Preferably roll the screw tops because I’ve gotten rather shitfaced and they make recovery operations a breeze.
I can put up with anyone for the few months the lease term lasts. After that it’s month to month and I can axe them. You get a good group pretty quick.
“Pure-bread labradoodle” — I’ve actually heard, on multiple occasions, these walking cesspools of post-grad irresponsibility utter such nonsense about their poorly trained dogs.
It’s easier if you’re only dating a girl. 4-5BR 3BA in the burbs and rent the fuck out of it to cover all expenses while spending most nights at your lady friend’s apartment downtown. I do go home everyday to shower though, my shower is epic. She asked to move in once, but that would mean getting rid of one of my serfs, unacceptable.
Brian McGannon, 25, Self Employed/Much Loved, Austin: His greatest achievements are setting our expectations too high and living the suntracker lifestyle on Lake Travis.
Party with? Lance. Fucking. Armstrong. No contest, guy goes hard. Even hangs out with Matthew McConaughey in his multi-million dollar wine cellar and YOU KNOW he has the drugs to get you right done up for work Monday after a weekend bender.
IKEA furniture is all shit. You better find a girl to build it with to get some sex in then because it definitely won’t withstand that activity once in completed form.
They fit better in the cup holders, or so goes the lore passed down for generations. As my uncle noted, the Norwegians had cup holders on their ships and realized 12ozers spilled too easily, which was how the 16ozer was born.
And here I am sitting around thinking, I wouldn’t even pull someone out of a snow bank for free, much less work for free. Cold ones or bills mandatory, I got habits to attend to.
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The other one I like depending on where I’m going (no alcohol) is a 1:1 Malibu rum to coconut water lemonade mix in a hydration pack.
They don’t sell Yuengling here, but a Natty Pack or the screw top Bud Light/Bud Heavies in the larger foam koozies for stabeerity. Preferably roll the screw tops because I’ve gotten rather shitfaced and they make recovery operations a breeze.
I like to sit on my SUP with a case of beer and watch the yoga on the water classes.
Austin has great Bloody Mary’s. Brian, I don’t know if you’re out there… but every Sunday I’m keeping a lookout.
I can put up with anyone for the few months the lease term lasts. After that it’s month to month and I can axe them. You get a good group pretty quick.
More than pure bear, because of the wiry coat.
“Pure-bread labradoodle” — I’ve actually heard, on multiple occasions, these walking cesspools of post-grad irresponsibility utter such nonsense about their poorly trained dogs.
It’s easier if you’re only dating a girl. 4-5BR 3BA in the burbs and rent the fuck out of it to cover all expenses while spending most nights at your lady friend’s apartment downtown. I do go home everyday to shower though, my shower is epic. She asked to move in once, but that would mean getting rid of one of my serfs, unacceptable.
Brian McGannon, 25, Self Employed/Much Loved, Austin: His greatest achievements are setting our expectations too high and living the suntracker lifestyle on Lake Travis.
A humbled tool that throws ragers with Mr. Abs and togo bags of EPO… would pay.
And if you agree upon the movie beforehand it’s an unwritten rule you only need to supply one bottle of wine.
Ways to immediately lose my respect on a first date:
• Try sleeping with me.
“Try?” You’re missing out on some good “I don’t usually do this” stories.
Party with? Lance. Fucking. Armstrong. No contest, guy goes hard. Even hangs out with Matthew McConaughey in his multi-million dollar wine cellar and YOU KNOW he has the drugs to get you right done up for work Monday after a weekend bender.
IKEA furniture is all shit. You better find a girl to build it with to get some sex in then because it definitely won’t withstand that activity once in completed form.
I threw in the double negative because I’ve passed out on the lawn before… So clearly it has happened, but we’re not conditioned to think otherwise.
Sconnies and too much beer can’t ever happen, our technological developments in beer consumption are based soley on other considerations.
They fit better in the cup holders, or so goes the lore passed down for generations. As my uncle noted, the Norwegians had cup holders on their ships and realized 12ozers spilled too easily, which was how the 16ozer was born.
It’s almost like the Canadians want us to invade their ridiculous country.
I wish I had an opinion on happy hour, but getting out of work before 7 is a fantasy.
And here I am sitting around thinking, I wouldn’t even pull someone out of a snow bank for free, much less work for free. Cold ones or bills mandatory, I got habits to attend to.