Big city folk just gotta hate on good old Akron, Ohio. I bet they don’t have a webpage for reporting sewage smell like NYC, and that’s good enough for me.
Either way, still more than your net worth for the better part of a decade or two given the type of law school your diminutive intellect affords you an acceptance letter from.
I hope the loans you took out for a now half complete art degree at the local CC crush your will to live. Until then, hold the fries and add onion rings with extra ranch.
Why didn’t I answer your text to get lunch? Oh, I was helping Karen, er, Joey’s mom, cut orange slices for soccer practice tonight. Those darn kids go through lots of oranges…
Uh, um, ahhhh, ummm, I’d, um, like uh chicken deluxe meal. This guy is so lame. I was rooting for her to eviscerate what little ever existed of his manhood.
Nothing better than having a bunch of foreigners that dislike America to begin with come over here to wear scarves, paint their faces, and yell stupid repetitive chants in all the bars for a month straight!
Hey, McMagistrate, I’ve been thinking, there’s a used range rover somewhere here in Texas with your name on it, you know, one with the refrigerated center console for some chilled box wine.
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More like a trip to planned parenthood. Totally worth it.
Let’s be honest, if one of these girls invited you over for couples yoga you’d say yes.
Big city folk just gotta hate on good old Akron, Ohio. I bet they don’t have a webpage for reporting sewage smell like NYC, and that’s good enough for me.
Either way, still more than your net worth for the better part of a decade or two given the type of law school your diminutive intellect affords you an acceptance letter from.
What kind of creditability are we talking here? My AMEX limit is pretty high…
I’ll shoot an extra deer or two this year then, just for you dear.
I was actually just curious how come you had a monopoly on blanket statements, since I have an engineering degree and all.
Those things aren’t mutually exclusive. India is pretty rapey.
I hope the loans you took out for a now half complete art degree at the local CC crush your will to live. Until then, hold the fries and add onion rings with extra ranch.
Brian never liked snuff films.
Renewing my license back home til the day I die. I don’t even know anyone that has had jury duty.
Bumfuck county vs nation
Murder Rate N/A 5.26
Robbery Rate N/A 136.57
Rape Rate N/A 27.56
I’m supposed to drop everything going on to nock out 5 dates ASAP or something? No thanks.
Why didn’t I answer your text to get lunch? Oh, I was helping Karen, er, Joey’s mom, cut orange slices for soccer practice tonight. Those darn kids go through lots of oranges…
I should get more creative. All I do is ask them to hold on one second, put my phone on mute, and then walk away.
Uh, um, ahhhh, ummm, I’d, um, like uh chicken deluxe meal. This guy is so lame. I was rooting for her to eviscerate what little ever existed of his manhood.
Nothing better than having a bunch of foreigners that dislike America to begin with come over here to wear scarves, paint their faces, and yell stupid repetitive chants in all the bars for a month straight!
I definitely did not know date 5 was an acceptable schedule… that takes what, like 2 months, F that.
So you’re saying I have a chance?
Hey, McMagistrate, I’ve been thinking, there’s a used range rover somewhere here in Texas with your name on it, you know, one with the refrigerated center console for some chilled box wine.
What do ya say?
Or just put them in the dishwasher…
If I didn’t already have 1-3 I’d have called it off.