Perhaps I’m using the term “house” loosely, but unbeknownst to you these principles extend to plots in the homeless encampments. Only difference: everything is paid for in hooch, MD20/20, or heroin.
You clearly haven’t bought or sold a house because having a great realtor makes a world of difference. Besides, the SELLER pays for the commission so what do you care as 1) a buyer and even 2) a seller that didn’t make an idiotic purchase in the first place and your property value increased well over 6%.
You gotta title it properly too, “___ that are almost too easy,” “___ that perfectly capture ___,” “____ that will restore your faith in humanity,” “___ amazing things you will learn at ___,” “___ incredible reasons why you will hate/like ___,” “___ signs you went/are to/a ___” etc. Oh, and plagiarize everything.
Who knows, I don’t like anything on either. Instragram only serves me as a convenient image hosting site because it’s easy to link directly to the photos, unlike Facebook.
Really? Pretty sure I don’t care who wants to sleep with who. ‘All they want to do’ haha. Generally speaking, I’m not onto paying for abortion, but I’d pay a lot of money to abort you.
But, it’s fantastic of you to assume that everyone here is a broke idiot living at home. Your liberal “openness” to difference of opinion is overwhelming.
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I feel left out now.
I do know what’s not coming out of mine: money for her.
If the Bloody Mary is sufficiently spicy (how it should be), the condiments are there to eat first.
Do you have a warrant or court order? No? Then kindly fuck off.
Still forgettable.
Your line of work is actually so forgettable by the general public there was zero percent chance it would have been mentioned in this column.
Beer For My Horses, or really anything by The Marshall Tucker Band.
Perhaps I’m using the term “house” loosely, but unbeknownst to you these principles extend to plots in the homeless encampments. Only difference: everything is paid for in hooch, MD20/20, or heroin.
You clearly haven’t bought or sold a house because having a great realtor makes a world of difference. Besides, the SELLER pays for the commission so what do you care as 1) a buyer and even 2) a seller that didn’t make an idiotic purchase in the first place and your property value increased well over 6%.
Darius Rucker doesn’t pass for country in Texas.
Well, it looks like we’re all likely to be eskimo brothers with this guy, because he’s going to clean house wherever he goes with that van.
Underworld is worth watching for Kate Beckinsale.
You gotta title it properly too, “___ that are almost too easy,” “___ that perfectly capture ___,” “____ that will restore your faith in humanity,” “___ amazing things you will learn at ___,” “___ incredible reasons why you will hate/like ___,” “___ signs you went/are to/a ___” etc. Oh, and plagiarize everything.
If you’re trying to be as terrible of a columnist as JayTas, it’s working.
Unless you end up in the drunk tank while on vacation.
Who knows, I don’t like anything on either. Instragram only serves me as a convenient image hosting site because it’s easy to link directly to the photos, unlike Facebook.
Really? Pretty sure I don’t care who wants to sleep with who. ‘All they want to do’ haha. Generally speaking, I’m not onto paying for abortion, but I’d pay a lot of money to abort you.
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
Says the fool that hasn’t been to law school…
But, it’s fantastic of you to assume that everyone here is a broke idiot living at home. Your liberal “openness” to difference of opinion is overwhelming.
Thanks for playing?
