I hope you, in drunken excitement, impregnate the dumbest dime from Edina who ends up keeping the kid, and then makes rounds through the Vikings locker room, but never marries one to keep you on the hook for child support and pushing Jr. around Uptown while continually assaulting your social media with her only one success: looking hot with the Vikings rookies.
Bill, could you science me up something with the taste of a Côtes du Rhône méridional blend which has grapes from Montélimar to Avignon in the southern latitudes of the region and the punch of Boones farm?
I have possibly homeless and slightly less possibly homeless. The difference between the two being, with slightly less possibly homeless, I wear one item obviously more expensive than everything else on my person added together.
Of course. Middle of the snow storm that shut down DC the other year too. I was just about to run all those mfking econoboxes over in my truck for getting in the way of mission objectives.
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Richard “Dick” Images, CEO of Dick Pictures Studio and Galleria, Inc…. Does make a lot of sense.
White shorts, don’t care.
Says in the headline she doesn’t do facials.
Does she offer a military discount for seamen?
Jesus, you’ve spent the better part of a year convincing us that Michigan isn’t backwards and then you lay this down.
Positive spin: Maybe my heart will grow 3 sizes one day and I’ll become a better person prior to immanent cardiac arrest.
Ah shit, no less than 64oz here. I’m not sure what that comes out to in normal people cups because I measure in mugs (it’s 3).
KIDS!? There’s only room here for one child in our lives, and that’s Crash Jr.
50/50 chance, I did say I was kidding, I wouldn’t wish an Edina gold digger on anyone.
I hope you, in drunken excitement, impregnate the dumbest dime from Edina who ends up keeping the kid, and then makes rounds through the Vikings locker room, but never marries one to keep you on the hook for child support and pushing Jr. around Uptown while continually assaulting your social media with her only one success: looking hot with the Vikings rookies.
Just kidding, at least someone enjoyed the game.
Of course we had to goto OT only to give up 75 yards instantly and lose in 3 plays.
Bill, could you science me up something with the taste of a Côtes du Rhône méridional blend which has grapes from Montélimar to Avignon in the southern latitudes of the region and the punch of Boones farm?
I have possibly homeless and slightly less possibly homeless. The difference between the two being, with slightly less possibly homeless, I wear one item obviously more expensive than everything else on my person added together.
I think Lauren B is a lock to win.
Did it leave a sour taste in your mouth? In other words, was it a solid lemon party?
Of course. Middle of the snow storm that shut down DC the other year too. I was just about to run all those mfking econoboxes over in my truck for getting in the way of mission objectives.
What’s the longest crash? 523mi/9-10hours here, day of decision at 1:00am, obviously.
Going gay for inspiration, gotta do what it takes man.
EDM music is the fucking worst though.
I can’t name a single David Bowie song, I’m starting to question whether he was even popular before he died.