Nukes are no fun, attack helicopter at 7, hide, wait for it to get you the care package at 8, collect them and use those to get the AC-130 at 11. Go kill people until you die. Hide, use the AC-130 to get another helicopter/airdrop/AC-130. Die. Repeat. If you get 7 kills quick enough you can just spam kill streaks and get 30+ kills on most maps.
COD4:MW was the best by far. No bullshit, just shoot shit. COD4:MW2 was alright, but you had to play more douchey to do well (i.e.: get the killstreaks). Haven’t played any of the newer ones.
Johnny, dogs probably won’t bother you and your sour attitude if you stop wearing little girls shorts that appetizingly dangle those chicken legs right in front of them.
“Post a pic of a perfectly cooked black pepper crusted filet mignon with red wine sauce and a side of mashed potatoes you didn’t microwave and you can brag all you want.”
Nah, pretty common in engineering. If you’re making $200k on autopilot there’s often zero fucks to give over a promotion requiring more work/responsibility for a 20k/year bump that the government takes half of anyways. Twice the work for 5% pay increase, nah, fuck that, autopilot away.
Whoa, bro, maybe you should go on a bumble date Friday, complain about a hangover/not getting laid/drunk girl pissing your bed Saturday morning, rally to goto some bar you’ve been to hundreds of times Saturday night, “cure” Sunday’s hangover with brunch again, and like it (rinsing and repeating as often as possible), because you’re a unique snowflake.
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Nukes are no fun, attack helicopter at 7, hide, wait for it to get you the care package at 8, collect them and use those to get the AC-130 at 11. Go kill people until you die. Hide, use the AC-130 to get another helicopter/airdrop/AC-130. Die. Repeat. If you get 7 kills quick enough you can just spam kill streaks and get 30+ kills on most maps.
That’s all in MW2.
Unless you really want to play Halo and Gears of War, the PS4 is a better bluray player and has better games.
COD4:MW was the best by far. No bullshit, just shoot shit. COD4:MW2 was alright, but you had to play more douchey to do well (i.e.: get the killstreaks). Haven’t played any of the newer ones.
Johnny, dogs probably won’t bother you and your sour attitude if you stop wearing little girls shorts that appetizingly dangle those chicken legs right in front of them.
Don’t worry, if he’s allergic to dogs and cats, the allergens in Austin will curb stomp him for you.
That would be Austin.
“Post a pic of a perfectly cooked black pepper crusted filet mignon with red wine sauce and a side of mashed potatoes you didn’t microwave and you can brag all you want.”
Filet mignon is a steak cut… Do the math.
Canned chicken makes it easy to prepare chicken salad, buffalo chicken dip, and other sides. Pretty handy.
Oh shit, that’s cold.
To be fair, he’s a “Safety Transformation Architect” that fancies himself a blogger, professional writer is a reach.
By “engineer” do you mean civil or actual engineering? Civil doesn’t count, they’re usually normal.
Nah, pretty common in engineering. If you’re making $200k on autopilot there’s often zero fucks to give over a promotion requiring more work/responsibility for a 20k/year bump that the government takes half of anyways. Twice the work for 5% pay increase, nah, fuck that, autopilot away.
Whoa, bro, maybe you should go on a bumble date Friday, complain about a hangover/not getting laid/drunk girl pissing your bed Saturday morning, rally to goto some bar you’ve been to hundreds of times Saturday night, “cure” Sunday’s hangover with brunch again, and like it (rinsing and repeating as often as possible), because you’re a unique snowflake.
“Johnny Grandex” — Now she’s reading about herself. Pre-PGPM
Are you suggesting there should be an app for that?
Only one thing could make it better, cranking up the Toto.
Or counting is.
Snooki Instagram post numbers, ballpark guess.
People that go “Viral” end up on Ellen.