Boss: “that girl you brought last night, she was really fucking stupid, hope she put out, but let me give you some advice: don’t marry her cause you’re going to be working while she fucks the pool boy all day. Go find someone smarter who likes to make money.”
I normally drive a large ’97 Land Cruiser with a lift, 35’s, and big ass steel bumpers. Cars have tried to not let me merge, but their efforts are futile, if I want in I’m parting those seas like Moses.
You must know my GF’s neighbor, dude has like 10 of the little fuckers in a parking spot of their apartment complex. It takes every fiber of my being not to drive into them like they’re bowling pins. I have no idea why I feel that way, he’s an alright dude.
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“Despite their win on Monday” WHOOPS!
We get it dude, it’s hard to type when you’re on the cross, stop rubbing our faces in it.
I feel you. Drinking some root beer today instead of beer beer. It has alcohol in it, but I just pretend it doesn’t.
Everyone…
Have done it a few times, pro-tip: take a gulp from each and then add OJ, Andre goes down way easier in mamosa flavor.
Sounds like you need a Truck. Hard to find a car that fits us tall people properly when they don’t have adjustable pedal position.
Boss: “that girl you brought last night, she was really fucking stupid, hope she put out, but let me give you some advice: don’t marry her cause you’re going to be working while she fucks the pool boy all day. Go find someone smarter who likes to make money.”
And put you in the dirt if she and her dad found out you had a “roster.”
I couldn’t keep track of that many, nor would I want to text that much. Pass based on logistics alone.
Not at all, I can’t do my business on the Jeep if it’s locked in their garage.
I do. It has been sitting in the garage while I put off working on it.
Small penis walk away from big accident.
-Confucius
Your life isn’t worth driving an econobox my friend.
I normally drive a large ’97 Land Cruiser with a lift, 35’s, and big ass steel bumpers. Cars have tried to not let me merge, but their efforts are futile, if I want in I’m parting those seas like Moses.
You must know my GF’s neighbor, dude has like 10 of the little fuckers in a parking spot of their apartment complex. It takes every fiber of my being not to drive into them like they’re bowling pins. I have no idea why I feel that way, he’s an alright dude.
They are actually garbage though.
That’s fine, I’ll just take your dough.
If the new site theme color matches the hipster santa chair, the shoe fits.
Not exactly true, I have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy when it comes to handouts.
Another article that got lost on its way to TSM.
The greatest Nerf gun was the Nerf crossbow. With a few mods you could easily cause some pretty big welts.