If I got paid what I make now to go back and work on our farm, I’d be back in an instant. Nothing tastes more like victory than an ice cold beer after a day’s worth of man’s work. After office work, I sit there thinking, hmm, should I fire up that laptop when I get home so I have a hope of making it to a happy hour tomorrow…
These scraggly pedo-stashed hipsters running around this month “raising awareness” infuriate me. If you’re going to wear a beard, do it all year around. I shaved yesterday so I didn’t have to be associated with this bullshit.
TL;DR: Raising awareness is bullshit.
See the rack on the buck in the back of his truck? Do you think a man willing to shoot bambi’s dad through the chest and then reach up in there like it’s a fucking tauntaun to cut and then rip its esophagus out it gives one fuck if his socks match? I didn’t think so, carry on.
The other girls were hotter, but that role was definitely her best work. For example, while I wanted to punch Lydia in the neck, I couldn’t help but enjoy her frequent nudity.
Michael Jackson opened his own amusement park to get this kind of access. Sigh, if only he’d lived long enough to move into pedomania land he could have died happy.
Libertarians: Spineless national legislation.
Conservatives: Morons.
Liberals: Morons.
Traditional Republican Platform: Lost forever, Nixon sent it out with a viking funeral.
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First thing I did was use my leverage to get an AMX and rage beyond my means.
If I got paid what I make now to go back and work on our farm, I’d be back in an instant. Nothing tastes more like victory than an ice cold beer after a day’s worth of man’s work. After office work, I sit there thinking, hmm, should I fire up that laptop when I get home so I have a hope of making it to a happy hour tomorrow…
PS: You forgot “At Disneyland” — You’re marrying a child, not a woman.
Always the practical one, I’m on board with the birthday approach, one less number to remember.
If I hadn’t fucked up enough in my life already, I would consider a job with the Hays County Sheriffs, they just get the best shit.
I question anyone’s judgement that would subject themselves to this.
Mark my words, I will be back to address Mario Kart 64, in fact, I have a whole flight to savage your misguided judgement.
UFC fans…. THE. WORST.
That’s why I’m re-upping the baby face every Monday.
For them the ACT math section barely passes for “basic” math.
These scraggly pedo-stashed hipsters running around this month “raising awareness” infuriate me. If you’re going to wear a beard, do it all year around. I shaved yesterday so I didn’t have to be associated with this bullshit.
TL;DR: Raising awareness is bullshit.
See the rack on the buck in the back of his truck? Do you think a man willing to shoot bambi’s dad through the chest and then reach up in there like it’s a fucking tauntaun to cut and then rip its esophagus out it gives one fuck if his socks match? I didn’t think so, carry on.
The other girls were hotter, but that role was definitely her best work. For example, while I wanted to punch Lydia in the neck, I couldn’t help but enjoy her frequent nudity.
Michael Jackson opened his own amusement park to get this kind of access. Sigh, if only he’d lived long enough to move into pedomania land he could have died happy.
You’re missing the all conquering tool-stash of all time: The chinstrap.
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“Gary Humplestead drives a hard bargain, just like his son.” Indeed. Screw that dick, Terry.
That 5 year mark really sucks, I’m right there with you. RIP long term relationship ’08-’13.
I was waiting patiently for the nugget of wisdom, tolerating the reading, and you delivered with the very last line. Thank you.
-Sincerely,
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Libertarians: Spineless national legislation.
Conservatives: Morons.
Liberals: Morons.
Traditional Republican Platform: Lost forever, Nixon sent it out with a viking funeral.
“The Ducks who has the coolest gear ever,” god, do I ever want to murder their fan base.