>Insert previous comment here< Maybe next time try focusing your unmatched intellectual acumen on something other than stating the obvious in the driest way imaginable. Off you go grasshopper.
They’re paying ‘livable wages” up there at McDee’s, but I don’t see any liberals getting off their asses to move there and work. I suppose they expect jobs to come to their doorstep just like their welfare checks.
It’s somewhere between 1 and 3, so I’ll give it to you. This was truly hilarious though, I accidentally swallowed some dip reading it and immediately called it a day. For once I was thankful for rush-hour traffic because puking out the side of my topless Jeep Wrangler at highway speeds would have been a certified disaster.
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What is that?
Not everyone can be on your level.
Faceplant from the looks of it.
>Insert previous comment here< Maybe next time try focusing your unmatched intellectual acumen on something other than stating the obvious in the driest way imaginable. Off you go grasshopper.
You must be a big hit at parties.
Do you have any special talents? Tell us!
Bedroom or normal? Actually, it doesn’t matter. No to either.
I’m 100% into boring white people sex, glad to see there are others out there.
Non-iron shirts and slacks… don’t be the prune guy.
They’re paying ‘livable wages” up there at McDee’s, but I don’t see any liberals getting off their asses to move there and work. I suppose they expect jobs to come to their doorstep just like their welfare checks.
Kill it dead. All of it.
It’s factored into the cost of doing business. Always have a backup.
Caught me. Couldn’t quite spring for a Super Air Nautique and had to settle on a Sport Nautique.
^ This guy… clearly going for digits.
Can I get a “why yes, thank you!” on #9 and, while I’ll never play Candy Crush, a GFY on #10?
There’s still a dent from Lucky on my brush guard…
This would have been better if it was written 2 years ago and included someone’s sister you rubbed spots with on the list.
Frozen chicken, hot sauces, wine and BBQ sauce — the rest I lift from the kitchen at work.
I don’t see “Get filthy drunk and shoot empties with shotguns off the balcony,” am I missing out?
Koozies keep your hand warm and your beer cold, they’re basically the best.
I would like Pajama guy more if Vietnam Pajama guy had taken a claymore to the face instead of my uncle.
It’s somewhere between 1 and 3, so I’ll give it to you. This was truly hilarious though, I accidentally swallowed some dip reading it and immediately called it a day. For once I was thankful for rush-hour traffic because puking out the side of my topless Jeep Wrangler at highway speeds would have been a certified disaster.