1) Wake up, remote start truck.
2) Make coffee, remote start truck 2nd time. Laugh at people shoveling snow outside window.
3) Walk 10 paces from door to warm truck.
4) Drink half-thawed beer from last night in cupholder while warming up ass on heated seat.
5) Drive and laugh at more people shoveling snow.
Gas and 4wd, priceless.
#5 turns me into #4. It’s always the fat woman in a Prius that thinks you giving a proper following distance for both you and the morons behind you to stop wouldn’t like going faster if it was feasibly possible. Once I go #4, their commute is fucked. Shoutout to BMW and their M division. I also hope they hate the fact i’m burning through 0zone like nobody’s business.
Lindsay Sayers, you write articles about loving the D and how you can be appeased for hours/days/weeks with Flappy Bird like when I watch (read: ignore) my annoying 7 year old cousin; knowing nothing else, dare I say you are the perfect catch?
Haha, I have two guns in my car at all times, center console and the glove box. I just dropped my car off at the dealership for service and didn’t even take them out, everyone has guns here, and you don’t fuck with people that may have guns.
Hahahaha 49ers fans are the WORST, second to Seattle fans for the next month. Look at these rings we won in games that occurred before I knew what football was! Yeah, savor those ‘memories’ losers.
Catholic school… Good for writing, math, and easy cheerleaders. Take a guess which one of those three things made for the most memorable experiences in my formative years.
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#29… I haven’t had a good long island since 2010. This 86 incident single handedly made me have to switch to G&Ts. Fuck.
Haha, that’s great.
What else did you expect from NYC?
You mention red head repeatedly… but the only female I can think of that would write this is a dumb blonde. What gives?
1) Wake up, remote start truck.
2) Make coffee, remote start truck 2nd time. Laugh at people shoveling snow outside window.
3) Walk 10 paces from door to warm truck.
4) Drink half-thawed beer from last night in cupholder while warming up ass on heated seat.
5) Drive and laugh at more people shoveling snow.
Gas and 4wd, priceless.
She looks healthier than before, and hot. No problems here.
Now I’m curious.
#5 turns me into #4. It’s always the fat woman in a Prius that thinks you giving a proper following distance for both you and the morons behind you to stop wouldn’t like going faster if it was feasibly possible. Once I go #4, their commute is fucked. Shoutout to BMW and their M division. I also hope they hate the fact i’m burning through 0zone like nobody’s business.
Lindsay Sayers, you write articles about loving the D and how you can be appeased for hours/days/weeks with Flappy Bird like when I watch (read: ignore) my annoying 7 year old cousin; knowing nothing else, dare I say you are the perfect catch?
I’m just going to migrate the eye candy down in this direction, thank me later.
Ah, that’s better, all is right in the world.
I can’t focus on whatever brilliance you’ve created because I’m too busy shamelessly scrolling up to settle my eyes on those smoking hotties.
*tattooed potato
Spotify has almost everything.
Haha, I have two guns in my car at all times, center console and the glove box. I just dropped my car off at the dealership for service and didn’t even take them out, everyone has guns here, and you don’t fuck with people that may have guns.
People with their own office because headphones are for peasants.
Preach.
Hahahaha 49ers fans are the WORST, second to Seattle fans for the next month. Look at these rings we won in games that occurred before I knew what football was! Yeah, savor those ‘memories’ losers.
Catholic school… Good for writing, math, and easy cheerleaders. Take a guess which one of those three things made for the most memorable experiences in my formative years.