Cool shit ‘man’. Totes hope you have fun hanging out around 20 feet tall mushrooms and other childlike bullshit, and please, don’t forget to do the real world a solid by stepping on a landmine while you’re out there.
“My mother majored in English, and she’s a successful lawyer. Did you even think that law was a profitable, relevant option to an English degree that utilizes all of the skills you gain from pursuing such?”
LOL I wish I had a dollar for every English major that went to law school based on this train of thought only to end up with two useless degrees…
Until they salary match or at least throw me $120k and some cush position, I’m 100% not interested. Warm fuzzies about “making the world a better place” doesn’t contribute to my boat fund.
Coachella and ED ‘Music’, what a joke. Go to any country festival that allows unlimited BYOB. That’s where you go to see some real crazy shit, so, thank me later.
If office redneck takes the freeway to work and there are crushed bud heavies in the bed, those are recent, so he’s good for more than some cope or a pall mall. Every can I throw in my truckbed disappears on my commute. Nature’s recycling.
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Cool shit ‘man’. Totes hope you have fun hanging out around 20 feet tall mushrooms and other childlike bullshit, and please, don’t forget to do the real world a solid by stepping on a landmine while you’re out there.
“My mother majored in English, and she’s a successful lawyer. Did you even think that law was a profitable, relevant option to an English degree that utilizes all of the skills you gain from pursuing such?”
LOL I wish I had a dollar for every English major that went to law school based on this train of thought only to end up with two useless degrees…
Top on my list of things never to experience: living somewhere you have to take the peasant wagon to work.
My thoughts exactly.
I don’t know, but I’m going to Panama City to do some sight seeing in March.
Another giant list of band/artist names I’ve never heard of before. Maybe I’ll go just because you can’t.
Until they salary match or at least throw me $120k and some cush position, I’m 100% not interested. Warm fuzzies about “making the world a better place” doesn’t contribute to my boat fund.
Coachella and ED ‘Music’, what a joke. Go to any country festival that allows unlimited BYOB. That’s where you go to see some real crazy shit, so, thank me later.
Holy shit, that was fun.
I just put it in the back and told my coworkers I scored a month of free dinners on the way to the office.
Set the bar lower, it feels better. For example, I only woke up in the back seat of my truck one time this week, progress.
Am I eligible for welfare or some sort of government assistance program?
Probably, food stamps at the very least. GET IT GIRL!
Man up.
Oh, please down vote this, like you fucking hippies fucking know anything.
Lists. Period.
If office redneck takes the freeway to work and there are crushed bud heavies in the bed, those are recent, so he’s good for more than some cope or a pall mall. Every can I throw in my truckbed disappears on my commute. Nature’s recycling.
Lemmie guess, you wore a shirt with Obama’s face on it and voted for him too because it felt good, how’s that hope and change tasting now?
I feel like I’ve read all about this just last week.
Grandma Sayers ghostwrote this.
Church? Wtf.