Yeah, yeah, but at least I’m not that guy who can’t right click on an image and hit “inspect element” in Firefox or Chrome to see how shit gets done around here.
9. A Jeep Wrangler with a banging stereo system. Boombox on wheels that can be loaded up with girls in bikinis and facilitate everything on the above list.
It’s a real disease. Moved to the seat next to a cute girl getting a lot of attention at the bar because it had a good vantage point for watching the hockey game. I told her this and then ordered two beers for myself. She was less than impressed.
I can’t eat most of this stuff anymore. My senior year in college I had a moment of weakness and tried a chicken burger from McDs whilst hungover and promptly puked in the parking lot. So I guess you could say I felt great after.
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Wtf is quinoa and why would anyone eat it when you could just make more chicken?
“Girls are not vending machines where you can put in kindness coins, and sex comes out.”
Liquor and proximity generally work though.
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You could drive shit like this and it was cool
Yeah, yeah, but at least I’m not that guy who can’t right click on an image and hit “inspect element” in Firefox or Chrome to see how shit gets done around here.
Like he knows what an HTML bracket is. It’s the sideways carets.
Don’t act like getting shitfaced for a highschool reunion isn’t genius, hell, that’s the only way I’d ever go to one.
I actually have an F-150… And screw you people, not liking Jeep wranglers is unamerican, they helped win WW2.
“Burnt Frisbees” and I would have a lot more than 3 dollars.
Define “Really Good”
Step 0: Get a Girlfriend. Unlikely to happen anytime soon, and damn, I do miss my ex’s Dad’s cigar stash. More than her at this point.
9. A Jeep Wrangler with a banging stereo system. Boombox on wheels that can be loaded up with girls in bikinis and facilitate everything on the above list.
I would follow the girl in the column picture off a cliff.
Hu? It’s based on number of applicants. UW has more. The chart is wrong.
Marquette has more applicants than UW-Madison? Ya right. Annnnnddd… 23K vs 30k
What idiots put together these charts?
“You don’t remember how to flirt”
It’s a real disease. Moved to the seat next to a cute girl getting a lot of attention at the bar because it had a good vantage point for watching the hockey game. I told her this and then ordered two beers for myself. She was less than impressed.
Never been selected for jury duty. Hence why I still renew my license in a bumfuck WI county.
I can’t eat most of this stuff anymore. My senior year in college I had a moment of weakness and tried a chicken burger from McDs whilst hungover and promptly puked in the parking lot. So I guess you could say I felt great after.
Oh yeah, I’ve always wanted a pit bull ready to bite someone’s face off instead of a golden that will straight you get you laid, said no one ever.
I’d tap that. The keg that is. And then her.