As a 26 year old practicing Catholic male who’s mother worked for the church for 8 years of my childhood and has volunteered for the other 18 years in some way, shape or form, I have to say you are completely blowing it on your Lenten fast. Let me pass along some hints on how to circumvent the rules.
Give up specifics:
Don’t give up booze, give up beer or red wine, or white wine, or dark booze or clear booze.
Give up pizza, garlic knots/mozz sticks/cheesy bread/etc isn’t pizza
Giving up carbonated drinks with a caveat for your mixer is a rookie move. You have to be specific with your Lenten cut outs so you don’t appear to be a hypocrit. C’mon darlin, you are better than this.
The Gingerdead Man (Gary Busey becomes a serial killer Gingerbread Man)
Canadian Bacon (USA vs Canada)
PCU (Piven in the 90s as a fraternity man tour guide)
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Best friend from college is named Chad. Team name in our college league is “2 minute drilling Chad’s mom”
Gotta love the ol Irish goodbye.
Making beer is easy as shit if you want it to be.
*is
And Clay Travis wrote the rebuttal to this 15 months ago.
http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/is-a-la-carte-cable-good-or-bad-for-sports-fans-072113
As a 26 year old practicing Catholic male who’s mother worked for the church for 8 years of my childhood and has volunteered for the other 18 years in some way, shape or form, I have to say you are completely blowing it on your Lenten fast. Let me pass along some hints on how to circumvent the rules.
Give up specifics:
Don’t give up booze, give up beer or red wine, or white wine, or dark booze or clear booze.
Give up pizza, garlic knots/mozz sticks/cheesy bread/etc isn’t pizza
Giving up carbonated drinks with a caveat for your mixer is a rookie move. You have to be specific with your Lenten cut outs so you don’t appear to be a hypocrit. C’mon darlin, you are better than this.
Gowdy is the man.
Or, find a job in a beach town after graduation. I live in Wilmington, NC and get basically 5 months of this shit.
The Gingerdead Man (Gary Busey becomes a serial killer Gingerbread Man)
Canadian Bacon (USA vs Canada)
PCU (Piven in the 90s as a fraternity man tour guide)
Derek Morris? Tim Taylor? Red Forman?
If Time Warner Cable somehow ever goes out of business, I intend on having a barbecue, getting drunk and shooting off fireworks.
I’ll throw ya one.