The guy who works next to me constantly thinks out loud. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

I’m sick on a Monday. Not a single coworker believes that I’m not just hungover. #PGP

My entire Sunday consisted of a hangover, seven episodes of Game of Thrones, a 12-pack, and going to a Chinese buffet alone. PGP.