Just got an email saying we’re on track for record profits for the fourth quarter in a row. It was followed up with an email explaining why we’re not getting a Christmas bonus. PGP.

My parents still have to co-sign on my apartment lease. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

Thinking about asking for a new pillow for Christmas. PGP.

I can’t drink margaritas anymore because of the heartburn. PGP.

There’s no way I’m hitting my sales quota. PGP.

Took Saturday night off due to a bad case of heartburn. PGP.