High end stripper is the only seedy profession worth pursuing. Decent shot at never seeing anyone you know, work once or twice a week, and paid straight cash homey
Had two ride or die travel buddies, both got girlfriends and no longer bite on my attempts to plan a new trip. It hurts more than any breakup I’ve ever had. If I only knew how good I had it….
Single PGPers with divorced/windowed parents who never remarried. Think about taking them out for valentines. Doesn’t have to be fancy, but just grab a card and go somewhere low key you both love. It will be the best money you can spend.
That is pretty much 90% of degrees. Your major is really just used to focus and improve the launching point of your career.
Make this an ongoing series for sure
yeeeep, they definitely mean conventionally attractive, but not worth settling down with level looks. They are just being nice.
Seems like at least one person ends up just sacrificing a pair to the voodoo gods on bourbon street.
This really resonates since I took a “sick day” today. Slumming it up on a Tuesday is a very underrated move.
^This^ might be the best invention from the 2010’s
Sweet and spicy bacon burger is a decent replacement.
Any real fan of whataburger knows you order off the “All time favorites” menu when it comes to burgers.
High end stripper is the only seedy profession worth pursuing. Decent shot at never seeing anyone you know, work once or twice a week, and paid straight cash homey
Was riddled with anxiety that this was gonna end in him getting sunday funday blackout
“I’m keeping it low-key tonight” text is my favorite text.
And agree with you on the when I show up, I show up. 1 Night of 100% Guntherfelt, is infinitely better than 2 at 65%
Good memories of pouring mountains of sugar into the bowl when eating these at my grandparents house.
Being distraught they no longer make the “Maple and Brown Sugar” Life cereal – PGP
The only good thing about being a male with blond hair is the fact that I can’t quite tell if they are grays or just light blond hairs.
I would argue this is a PGPM
No female on earth over the age of 20 wants anything to do with a 21 year old male.
The man is a national (read:Texas) treasure
Perfume / cologne is never the move
Had two ride or die travel buddies, both got girlfriends and no longer bite on my attempts to plan a new trip. It hurts more than any breakup I’ve ever had. If I only knew how good I had it….
Single PGPers with divorced/windowed parents who never remarried. Think about taking them out for valentines. Doesn’t have to be fancy, but just grab a card and go somewhere low key you both love. It will be the best money you can spend.