It’s really easier than people make it out to be. If you would be put off by the other person saying they are dating / sleeping with other people, then you probably shouldn’t do it yourself….
Rockets game tonight with Pops, and then pouting Saturday that my company is too cheap to at least sponsor a tent at the Rodeo Cookoff while praying one of my friends comes through with a wrist band.
Probably my favorite memories from a recent trip to Miami was a 4 am cab ride home leaving the 24 hour nightclub / strip club “E11even” with my 3 best friends with this song nearly blowing out the minivan speakers..
Hot yoga takes any redeeming quality that yoga has for a dude and ruins it. Hard to feel relaxed and clear your mind when forehead sweat is dripping into your own mouth and sitting in a puddle of last night’s toxins.
Avacado has been overrated into oblivion. Sure dressed up as Guac is it fantastic. But on its own it is just Cinderella sans glass slipper. Mush with zero inherent taste. Bring on the “Mehs”.. I am willing to die on this hill
Comes down to the fact that bones are what keep the meat juicy and impart flavor. And flats have 2 evenly distributed bones that are more porous to do their job. Flats have the best meat period. I also just realized this is the most thought I’ve put toward anything on my Wednesday morning at work…
This isn’t college brotato
It’s really easier than people make it out to be. If you would be put off by the other person saying they are dating / sleeping with other people, then you probably shouldn’t do it yourself….
Refer to the Hot / Crazy scale video that went viral
“Traveling gypsies in a wheelchairs” would make a hell of a death metal band name
Hey it’s me, the guy who will probably do the same this week.
g-pen in the parking lot, and a jacket full of snacks from the Whole Foods bulk section has treated me well many a times.
That being said, seeing peter rabbit solo is low key psycho…
If my buddy comes through, I’ll be in the Dusty Bones tent. Where are you gonna end up?
All the while waiting for my Saturday, day drinking bumble date to inevitable make back out last minute
Rockets game tonight with Pops, and then pouting Saturday that my company is too cheap to at least sponsor a tent at the Rodeo Cookoff while praying one of my friends comes through with a wrist band.
Can’t help but picturing tourettes guy throwing an old school tube television down some concrete apartment stairs.
Probably my favorite memories from a recent trip to Miami was a 4 am cab ride home leaving the 24 hour nightclub / strip club “E11even” with my 3 best friends with this song nearly blowing out the minivan speakers..
Passively observing conversations that I’m not involved in while day drunk is not a terrible way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
Hot yoga takes any redeeming quality that yoga has for a dude and ruins it. Hard to feel relaxed and clear your mind when forehead sweat is dripping into your own mouth and sitting in a puddle of last night’s toxins.
What a day! What a lovely day!
Avacado has been overrated into oblivion. Sure dressed up as Guac is it fantastic. But on its own it is just Cinderella sans glass slipper. Mush with zero inherent taste. Bring on the “Mehs”.. I am willing to die on this hill
Tell your mom “Sup?”
Starbucks wasn’t enough for white people, now lets make homemade coffee 3x as expensive and time consuming.
You can pull off any shorts with those jesus christ superstar quads.
Comes down to the fact that bones are what keep the meat juicy and impart flavor. And flats have 2 evenly distributed bones that are more porous to do their job. Flats have the best meat period. I also just realized this is the most thought I’ve put toward anything on my Wednesday morning at work…
That’s how you reveal the secret Batman Budget